I really wanted everyone to vote, but I guess we'll skip him. Fine. 100th floor it is.
The elevator goes *ding-ding* and MechaTec's* innovative Elevator Rocket Thrusters* activate and send the elevator hurtling downwards. The numbers on the fancy-shmancy-renaissance-art-deco-modern-art* counter change with blinding speed, until the elevator is past floor 111, when the rocket thrusters shut off and the elevator goes down the shaft until it stops at floor 100.
The doors open, and all the people who were stuck inside step out into a crowded lounge full of disgruntled MechaTec employees who are having hour-long lunch breaks. The deliveryman from Papa John's Pizzeria hands them a pizza with extra sausages, and quickly disappears in the crowd.
CONGRATURATION! A WINNER IS YOU! YOU HAS GOT OUT OF VERTICAL TRANSPORT CAGE FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
But what happens next? Well, find out in the next episode of the Messville Chronicles™ (Worth All The Five Dollars™), coming soon to a forum game board near you...
*PointLezz Info™ entries unlocked: MechaTec Industries, Fancy-Shmancy-Renaissance-Art-Deco-Modern-Art, Elevator Rocket Thrusters.
PointLezz Info™ is kind of like an encyclopædia of totally pointless but at least remotely interesting stuff. You can view entries at any time by simply, well, asking me.
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