The gospel of the nifforum

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2010, 02:40:23 »
And thus, Nifflas spoke to UncleSporky. "You must save the Knytt Stories forum, UncleSporky."

"But How, Great Creator?" UncleSporky asked.

"You will build a game. A game so ridiculous it will spread across Teh Interwebz and save not only the Knytt Stories forum, but others from boredom."

And so UncleSporky began.

In one grueling month filled with procrastination and many cups of coffee spilled on his keyboard, he was finally finished with his deed. "Don't Eat the Mushroom" had been made.

It then rained crappy Lunatic levels for 3.141592653589793238469 days and nights. But "DEtM" stood strong, and it was still being played all across Teh Interwebz, even after UncleSporky disappeared and was never heard from again.

~The Gospel of the Nifforum, Pumpkinbot 101:100100110
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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 01:56:46 »
But there was one... who was The Dark One... and he createth a great shadow that fell over the land. And it was banished by Nifflas, to the Shadowlands. And The Dark One flourished there.



The Gospel of the Nifforum, TheDarkOne, 1:1
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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 05:10:24 »
Deepeth in the darketh shadowlands of moredoor, a maneth calledeth soron madeth a ringeth whicheth couldeth ruleth alot of other ringseth...
He waseth the trueth darketh one!

The Gospel of the Nifforum, Soron, 42:42
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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 07:28:36 »
But he was beaten by The Dark One who then permanently became Dark One, thus becoming immortal. And then an orb was forged by Yukabacera...


The Gospel of the Nifforum,TheDarkOne,1:14

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 13:55:26 »
Everyone tried to make new themes, teh edn.

The Gospel of the Nifforum, Matt, 13:37

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2010, 19:59:02 »
The Dark One looked down upon the light of the world, and forged a sword... The Sword of Darkness was created...



The Gospel of the Nifforum, TheDarkOne, 1:15

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2010, 20:26:32 »
BUMP!
With the Sword Of Darkness, TheDarkOne became The Great Evil, ruled The Haters and was trying to rule The Nexus...

The Gospel of the Nifforum, victor12, 2:37
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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2010, 21:54:36 »
But then Salmoneous took the Sword and he became the most hated friken person in the friken Nexus WE ALL HATE U!
...aaaaaaaand i'ma writing this in the gospel, amirite? In that case, please move on to the next post because this whole post from this point on will be H8MAIL.
*H8MAIL H8MAIL H8MAIL and so on and so forth...*

-The gospel of the nifforum, Matt, 13:38

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2010, 03:22:56 »
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut then a stranger cast out the h8 mail forever... and it was seen that none more was made...


The Gospel of the Nifforum, TheDarkOne, 1:30

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2010, 10:16:39 »
But SF leapt into action, and his first action was FoS:Firecat.


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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2010, 03:25:07 »
"And TheDarkOne beat the sword he had made out of existence, as to stop the h8ers...

The Gospel of the Nifforum, TDO, 6:159

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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2011, 21:58:09 »
I thought this was a pretty cool game, shame to see it dead like this. (if the admins have a problem with me reviving this topic, feel free to delete this post)

But the Haters continued spewing garbage and obscenities all over the Nexus, for their minds were already tainted by the Great Evil. No amount of the harsh Reality, or the surreal Dreams could save them, for they had stopped existing as human beings and were reborn as mindless automata...

But some light shone through the cloud cover that were the Haters' words, and this light would soon become known as Night Game on the personal computer...

~The Gospel of the Nifforum, Yukabacera, 11:60


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Re: The gospel of the nifforum
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2012, 11:33:18 »
And now the place where the Dark One was banished is visited by the Blue Ball of the deep forest. A frosty ball material is hidden there in the stomach of a dragon...
Son of prometheus