Good news, Bad news

Bad newz: Because of THAT, Chell gets her revenge and takes the portal gun, zapping Nifflas into the place between portals and closing them with the APERTURE SCIENCE PERMANENT PORTAL CLOSURE GUN.

BAD NEWZ: Nifflas gets attacked by a angry Chell for stealing her role as main character.

You DO know Chell stole Nifflas' role as the main character first, right?

Good News: Chell also zapped his computer and hammock into "The Non-Being Place Between Portals". Nifflas orders pizza, and it's all good!

Bad Newz: Pizza is Purple Pineapple Pizza!  ! Nifflas faces a murder charge of his own fans!

Good News: No one knows because Nifflas is in "The Non-Being Place Between Portals".

Bad News: That's where R'yleh is at.

Good News: R'yleh escaped when Chell opened the portal, and is now wrecking Earth. How is this good? He can't touch Nifflas now!

Bad News: The Earth its infested with Eldritch Monsters.

Bad News: The Earth its infested with Eldritch Monsters.

Err what? How is this bad for NIFFLAS? This is indeed bad news, but not for Nifflas.

They kill everyone, i guess, and there will be nobody to play Nifflas' games.

Good News: R'yleh escaped when Chell opened the portal, and is now wrecking Earth. How is this good? He can't touch Nifflas now!

R'yleh is the city where the monsters live, not one of the monsters itself. Anyway...

Good news: Gustaf Johansen once again saves the day by crashing into the monsters' skulls with boats, forcing them (or at least Cthulhu) to retreat back to the sunken city.

Bad news:There are still some monsters on some cities, and people are nagging Nifflas to kill them.

Good News: Nifflas does. Somehow, though he is stuck in the place betweem portals. Cause he's that awesome. Yeah.

Bad news: This leaves a plot hole you could drive a truck through.

Good News: There is no such truck.

Good News: I'm not that lazy anymore. Nifflas managed to kill all the monsters by reprograming WaDF, and having the ice bomb set off, no matter what you do. He doesn't care that he also killed off most humans.