Good news, Bad news

Good news, Claritin has a head cold, flu, and computer worm remedy that works wonders

Bad Newz: a bunch of ForumNoobs attack the world! 

Good news, they are such noobs that they attack the wrong world and Earth remains intact.

Bad news: they are so nooby that they destroy all the fake planets'n'stuff and realize where the REAL earth is and attack it.

Bad news: they are so nooby that they destroy all the fake planets'n'stuff and realize where the REAL earth is and attack it.

Good news, they missed. Turns out the universe, similarly to a round object, has no end, and the missile comes back and kills the noobs.

Bad newz: the meteor Apophis slams into earth.

Good-ifywhatzit news: Nifflas tries to use it as a hammock.

Bad news: It still slammed into the earth.

Good news: It was just a hammock made of stone.

Bad news: Even a stone hammock coming from space has enough power to create a 50 meter wide crater at the point of impact.

Good news: It landed on Area 51.

Bad News: It still freakin' smashes into the Earth and shatters. Oh, and the military overreacts and decides to nuke the remains.

Good News: They nuked it in Sweden. And Nifflas doesn't live in Sweden.

...amirite?

Bad news: Nifflas does live in Sweden.

Good news: Nifflas was meeting with other top indie gamers at a conference in New York at the time.