Good news, Bad news

Good news: They don't nuke our world.

Though Mars is pretty mad.

Bad news: they nuke the Martians are REALLY mad and nuke EARTH!

Good news: They only attack supermodels from paris!

Bad news: they target supermodels. but they still destroy Paris entirely because we are talking about nukes, no BB guns.

Good news: No more expensive fashion trends! 

Bad News: Stylish people get angry that they can't use their money to show off to people, and there is a massive rise in suicides on Earth.

Good News: The people who commited suicide were all shut-ins whose only friends were mannequins and Gucci handbags.

=|=

Bad news: then the Martians attack everyone with ANTIMATTER!!! 

Good News: They dont know how to use antimatter cannons so their shots backfire and their ships asplodes.

Bad news: this causes a blast that blows up the Earth, killing 6.5 billion people.

Good News: The remaining 300,000,000 people rebuild the planet.



Note: There are about 6.8 billion people on Earth.


EDIT: Whatever, missed three zeros and a comma.

Don't you mean 300,000,000?

Bad news: Nifflas house (New game source and hamcock included) isn't in the rebuilt earth.

Good news: they are in the only surviving computer.


Note: No, there are not 6.8 billion people, there are 6.5. And whoever survived would get sick from radiation and other things and all humanity would be lost. (sorry to be so optimistic, guys...) 

Note: No, there are not 6.8 billion people, there are 6.5. And whoever survived would get sick from radiation and other things and all humanity would be lost. (sorry to be so optimistic, guys...) 

Yes, there is. And antimatter doesn't cause radiation. But wutevah.

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Bad News: The computer happens to have a major virus on it.