Good news, Bad news

Good news: jetio4 didn't mention Firecat's banned, so he isn't.

Bad news: It's not Firecat that LPChip has to convince! It's the jury and Nifflas!


[mod]Changed the emphasized part to bold. Please don't write in all-caps![/mod]

Good news: Your all-caps speak killed the jury.

Bad news: Siam changed it. The jury lives.

Good News: I use water and change the fundamental properties of the universe to make the jury play QWOP forever.

Bad news: Nifflas reprograms it cause he can. The game now says "You must find LPChip guilty."

Good Newz: I use mah l33t h4ck1ng sk1llz to make the game read "LPChip is released from the sentence, but due to the fact that NIFFLAS murdered him!" =O

Bad News: Nifflas murders LPChip.

Good News: Previous news seemed to not had all the facts. LPChip has shown up mysteriously in Timboektoe and he is not dead! yay.

Bad Newz: Unfortunatly, Timboektoe got hit by an atom bomb. LPChip is now dead.

Good News: LPChip had taken an airplane out of Timboektoe. He's now wherever his home is. (If his home was in Timboektoe, he's now in Atlanta.)

Bad news: Nifflas is still angry at LPChip and wont let him login to the Nifflas Forum.

Good News: LPChip kinda owns these forums, so that's impossible.

The bad news:  The world's going into serious meltdown as the conflict continues between LPChip and Nifflas.

Good News: That can't happen cause the world froze over from the Ice Bomb (made and patented by Dr. Cliche)!