Good news, Bad news

Bad news: There are Mudkipz in TDO toilet.

Good news: So i herd TDO liek Mudkipz?

Then he fishies them out of toilet.

Bad news: TDO doesn't liek Mudkipz anymore.

Good news: I butt in and tell everyone that I FREAKING HATE MUDKIPZ! so people stop giving me them.

Bad News: The people who are obssesed with mudkips saw your post and started a riot against you.

Good Newz: then they saw that SF hated Mudkipz even more and attacked him instead.

Bad news: They realize i like Mudkipz and they start attacking TDO again.

Good news: i go to the past and banhammer Pokemon when they were still in the 1º episiode. so all pokemon-related memes stop to exist.
_{(Srly, stop with the mudkips already)}

Bad news: You not am admin, so Pokemon still exist.

Good news: They aren't real.

Bad News: People still have memories of them meaning everyone still recalls those dang Mudkipz.

Good Newz: A lolcat comes along and stops the Mudkipz posts.

Bad news: People are going through mudkip  withdraw.

Good News: Everyone in the world gets a cake

Bad Newz: Teh cake is a lie