The fortunately/unfortunately game

In this game, one person says something bad that happens to the character. The next person says how the character escapes from this mishap, but then describes how something else goes wrong. The new challenge must be directly related to the character escaping from the first danger.

Example:

Generic Forum User 1: Bob is surrounded by wolves.

Generic Forum User 2: Fortunately, Bob threw a steak to distract them. Unfortunately, Bob now has no food.

So let's begin!
Bob forgot to pay his rent.

Fortunately, Bob's long lost and wealthy uncle dies leaving him enough money to pay his rent...

but Unfortunately Bob's uncle also left him a haunted labyrinth that he has to get out of before he can get his rent money.

Unfortunately, this game already exists.

Not really... In that game, the new challenge is unrelated to the old one.
I guess we should leave it up to the mods, though... 

Well, whatever.

Bob easily gets out of the 'rinth, since there are no walls, just markings on the floor... *rumblerumblerumble* ...Oh noeses! The spike ceiling is activate'd! How will he get outta here?

Fortunately, the remote of the spike ceiling is in his pocket, he quickly turned it off. Then ran off to get his money.
Unfortunately, he dropped the spike ceiling remote and it's activated again.

Fortuantly, he manages to press the "off" button.
Unfortuantly, someone else has a remote, and Bob's remote broke.

Fortunately, he has no batteries
Unfortunately, like the spike in IWBTG , they are going everywere

Fortunately, the spikes retract and the surface is safe
Unfortunately, Delicious fruit from IWBTG is falling everywhere...

Fortuantely they're not dangerous anymore.

Unfortuantely the lava flowing in is.

Fortunately, the lava turns to stone
Unfortunately, Bob gets caught at the eye of the sudden earthquake...

Fortuantely he's not hurt.

Unfortuantely he's still trapped...

Fortunately, he stumbled into a secret passageway.
Unfortunately, it's too dark to see a darned thing.

Fortuantly he has a flashlight.

Unfortuantly he doesn't know how to use it.

Fortunatly he has a manual

Unfortunatly, ITS ON FIRE