If this is the answer...

How much of a brain do I have?

Jump in a lake.

what (tragically) would a person with hearing difficulties to if told that there was a "lump in their cake"?

not much on it's own, but if mixed with vinegar & plaster of paris, forms a very powerful solvent suitable for paint thinning, removing tough stains, burning through solid metal or adding that extra "kick" to any meat or fish dish.

the real question was a mix between about 8 or 9 different questions, so I can't remember it.

What is a lampshade good for?

He tore off the ceiling and buried it in the toilet.

What happened when Nifflas took a bunch of acid?

I sure hope my pencil doesn't do that too.

My pencil is writing with black ink while I put blue ink in it. Isn't that strange?


I did that twice, actually.

WHAT?! So you're telling me that you, on THREE separate occasions, drowned a bus full of schoolchildren in a bowl of luke-warm jelly?!

a shopkeeper, a man wearing a bowler hat, and a box of salmon.

What does it take to do grocery shopping the salmon way?

If you ask it, always!

(this is kinda ironical, but...) Can we, the regular forumers, get a custom title?

Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver

Could you name two Pokemon games?
About 48%.

How far are you with downloading the entire internet?

Y.y.y.y.y.. no.

Have you seen the Toliet?

Didn't you just ask me that?

Did you already forget what I asked you?

Because you shouldn't.

=|=

Why can't I go on a mad rampage through the school with a machine gun?

Two dogs, three cats, a fish, and a flying donkey.

How many animals haven't been eaten this week by Bigfoot?

It explodes.

What happens when you try to eat my head?

The greatest game in the world.