The Vending Machine

Out comes Catwoman, lolz

In goes BATMAN!!

Out comes the Batsignal...
In goes a Gold Skulltula (LoZ: Ocarina of Time)...

Out jumps a wall master!  Oh god!

In goes some coffee.  (Cafe Mocha in case you wonder.)

Out comes an empty coffee cup and a sign that says "Thanks, I needed that!"

In goes the cup and sign

Out comes another sign that says "No Refunds, sorry!"

In goes THAT sign.

Out comes that sign, but with a treasure map on back.

In goes the treasure he got because of the map.

The vending machine has ejected a golden artifact with a sign on it.  "CURSED ARTIFACT!  DO NOT TOUCH!"

I shall insert...  a blank sign!  (I have the feeling this forum game developed a running gag of signs.)

The vending machine has ejected a golden artifact with a sign on it.  "CURSED ARTIFACT!  DO NOT TOUCH!"

I shall insert...  a blank sign!  (I have the feeling this forum game developed a running gag of signs.)

Out goes a sign saying "Don't waste the vending machine's time"
In goes a cheese pizza... (lol, random)

out comes a sign
Out comes Pizza Hut.

In goes Dominos.

out comes a sign
Out comes Pizza Hut.

In goes Dominos.

Out goes rolling dice (lol, pun)
In goes a jewel-encrusted golden turd...

Out goes a fan blade.  At least it was dropped out as opposed to launched out.

In goes a piece of art I have drawn!

Out comes a copy of "Starry Night". On the back it says "real art only, please."

In goes "Mona Lisa".

Out comes the Mona Lisa, slightly more squashed and with a small tear in it.

In goes a watermelon, with a reproduction of the Mona Lisa painted on it.

The machine shoots watermelon seeds at the Mona Lisa.

I insert a pickaxe made of diamonds and enter the text ''gargamel''.

Out comes a damond-and-wood statue of Gargamel.

In goes one freshly severed Enderman head, still bleeding at the neck and with a pained expression on it's face.