The Vending Machine

Out comes a DS Lite

In goes a mini vending machine 

Out goes miniature change and a miniature catgirl plushie.  (Miniature in, miniature out.)

In goes a can of catnip.

Out comes an opened can of catnip.

In goes logic.

Out comes Aristoteles.

In goes Mathematics.

Out comes air.

In goes a tree.

Out comes a whole bottle of maple syrup!  Lucky you!

In goes...  A laser rifle.

Out comes.... nothing. The machine is now broken.

I patiently await the mechanic to fix it. Instead, he replaces the machine with a new one.


I now insert a car.

Out comes a bike.

In goes a PINGAS.

Out comes a bike.

In goes a PINGAS.

out goes GIYGAS (Earthbound)
In goes an Elthunder tome from fire emblem...

Out comes some jumper cables.  Who knew a book of massive lightning doom invoked a mundane utility?

In goes...  a Skyranger.  (Think transport jet for ye who has not played X-com Enemy unknown.)

Out comes a destroyed Skyranger. It appears the vending machine has defenses...

In goes a tank.

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Quote from: StraightFlame on August 09, 2011, 16:32:48

In goes a PINGAS.

out goes GIYGAS (Earthbound)

What the pfargtl does Giygas have to do with PINGAS?[/offtopic]

Last three letters to answer the above poster's question.

Out comes a tanker.  Well, from vehicle to vehicle...

In goes...  a cat and a girl.  (*hiding crossed fingers behind back*)

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Quote from: PeppyHare4000 on August 09, 2011, 17:09:46

Quote from: StraightFlame on August 09, 2011, 16:32:48

In goes a PINGAS.

out goes GIYGAS (Earthbound)

What the pfargtl does Giygas have to do with PINGAS?[/offtopic]

IT RHYMES !!!

Out comes... A catgirl.

In goes the catgirl.