The Vending Machine

Out comes your right foot. Then you put your right foot in again. The machine starts to shake about, then does the Hokey Pokey and turns itself around.

In goes my homework.
Which, by the way, I should probably be doing right now.

*achoo* Sorry, I'm allergic to redundancy.

Anyway, out comes a character from a second-rate Disney Channel show that has the redundancy of Telletubbies.
In goes my TOTPD.

Out comes an extremely angry me who steals your TOTPD.

In goes resurrection of this forum game.

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Noitces Semag Murof elohw eht semoc tuo.
FDaW morf llab eht seog ni.

Noitces Semag Murof elohw eht semoc tuo.
FDaW morf llab eht seog ni.

TRANSLATION: Out comes the whole forum games section. In goes the llab from WaDF.

Out comes the flying ball. And it 'flys' out of the machine so fast you cant get it

01001001 01101110 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01010111 01100001 01101100 00101101 01101101 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100001
*You need a translator to figure out the code.*

Out comes The American Thing. (shopping at said store)

In goes a chocolate bar.

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Out comes chocolate air. The machine ate it

Inserts junk. (Vending machine is now a trashcan! )

Out comes your clone which is apparently junk.

In goes the real you which is apparently junk.

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Oh, and...

In goes the llab from WaDF.

Uh... in goes the ball from WaDF

Out comes Junk man from MM7. You know, for a loss of better ideas.

In goes a copy of VVVVVV with all twenty trinkets found.

Out comes a copy of C and a note saying "Roman Numerals for Dummies: C = 100"...

*Inserts an origami Nifflas figurine *

You get all kinds of plastic NSF figurines*

In goes the LB figurine.

*Collect them all

Out comes the pumpkin figurine.

In goes.. A Shinx!

Out comes a Luxio!

*Inserts Luxio*

Out comes a Luxray!

*Inserts Luxray*

Out pops... Blaziken!

In goes Heart Gold and Soul Silver.

They have been downgraded to Pkmn Gold and Silver. Ya know, w/out the touch screen or well-made sprites. The 3rd/4th generation Pokemon and the Nintendo WiFi are unavailable, too. And it is only playable on GBC/GBA, to finish it. And did i mention the Pokewalker is useless, too?

O strange vending mashine-ish thing, how i long to insert a  !