The Vending Machine

Out comes a book of grammar. :p

*Inserts a poem about a lonely vending machine that lived on a forum*

Out comes a song with those as lyrics.
*inserts the vending machine's first album, with the hit song "Lonely Vending Machine*

Out comes V. Machinus III's second album, with the hit Insert A Quarter In My Coin Slot (You Know It Pleases Me) on it.

In goes V. Machinus III's recording contract with the company Inanimate Object Recordings Ltd.

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Out comes this here post.

*Inserts a bug (glitch)*

*vending machine clinks and whirs as it produces a Trojan horse to send to you*
Bummer...
*crams a whole world into the vending machine*

Out comes... another kitten!?

*inserts a picture of Nifflas*

Out comes a picture of that guy from Det Officiella EDGE Dataspelet.

In goes V. Machinus III's third album, with the hit Push My Buttons on it.

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Out comes Jonbro (the guy from Newgrounds)

In goes the EDGE (ask Nifflas what the EDGE is. Well, the EDGE is also seen in the game 'Det Officiella EDGE Dataspelet'...)

StraightFlame! You're hiding behind me aren't you? When I saw your post I was playing Riddle School 5...coincidence? I think not!

Anyway, this is just a reply to SF.

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Out come balloons and hoards of people and whatever else you find at a festival.

In goes a ten story building.

Out comes a book with ten stories.

In goes this post.

You get space-time.
I insert my left knee.

*out come a crash dummy's left knee*
I guess the machine wants you to be a crash dummy...
*Pours a full can of oil down the money chute for the vending machine*

Out comes FIRE!!
*puts in water* Phew!

When I saw your post I was playing Riddle School 5...coincidence? I think not!

Is it there? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*dances in the silliest way you could ever imagine*

Out comes MOAR FIAH
In goes a fish.