The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #165 on: April 02, 2010, 18:21:37 »
Out goes your... wait for it... signature 2.0!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #166 on: April 02, 2010, 18:57:46 »
Out comes a Ctrl key and the V key.

In goes my whole freakin' keyboard.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #167 on: April 02, 2010, 19:28:23 »
Out comes a Ctrl key and the V key.

In goes my whole freakin' keyboard.
Uh oh. Thats been done before...
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #168 on: April 02, 2010, 19:29:12 »
Uh oh. Thats been done before...
No, that was a bunch of keyboards. This time, its just mine.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #169 on: April 02, 2010, 19:30:00 »
Uh oh. Thats been done before...
No, that was a bunch of keyboards. This time, its just mine.

Pumpkin himself inserted his crappy keyboard, I think.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #170 on: April 02, 2010, 19:31:17 »
Well, thats his crappy keyboard. This is my normal keyboard.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #171 on: April 02, 2010, 19:31:50 »
But, it's still a keyboard! [/pointless]

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #172 on: April 02, 2010, 19:34:51 »
Agreed, but I think Kaizo has a point. So out comes my keyboard that was inserted yesterday. (all the stuff that gets inserted goes somewhere)

In goes some change that I stole from a homeless lady.
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #173 on: April 02, 2010, 19:48:51 »
Out comes 3.5 million dollars...in coins. You can't possibly pick them all up.

In goes :nuts:.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #174 on: April 03, 2010, 03:53:47 »
Out comes :peanuts:.
Heh, get it? Look at the smiley codes.

In goes a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator.


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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #175 on: April 03, 2010, 12:35:57 »
Out comes a book called Zero-Point Energy Adapted to the Meanest of Intellects. [/plug]

In go italics.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #176 on: April 03, 2010, 12:45:03 »
Out comes Italians.

In goes a vending machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #177 on: April 03, 2010, 17:13:19 »
Out comes unoriginality.

In goes some delicious CHEESE.
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Bluh bluh. I have this thing now.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #178 on: April 03, 2010, 17:55:19 »
Out comes a guy called Wallace

In comes an pumpkin.
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #179 on: April 03, 2010, 19:07:42 »
Out comes a book of grammar. :p

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