The Vending Machine

Out comes Tool, who defeats Muse in a rock off.

*Inserts a homework assignment with incorrect answers*

*Vending machine decides to shoot out Text letter A's at you in pure infuriation!*
Vending machine:  "EAT GOOD GRADEZ!"  *launches more A's at victim*
*crams in the everlasting coin box from SMRPG into vending machine's coin slot*

Mario devours coin box in a mushroom high rage, which causes him to overload with coins, and upon geting a life for every 100 coins, he gets a 'game over' when he gets over 9000 lives. (YES)

Inserts "afdorfe" (NOT EVEN I KNOW WHAT THIS IS OR MEANS)

Out comes "efrodfa", the mythical power substation from the Second Era of Power Pylons.

*puts in fresh Nebraska-Air-In-A-Jar*

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*out comes fresh iced air*

*puts in question: "Why do you guys call it 'Super Mario RPG'!? It's called Mario and Luigi: 'Bowser's Inside Story' here..."*

Out pops the answer "Because there are two separate games, one of them very rare and worth a bunch of money nowadays, and the other is on the DS and is not all that good.

Inserts a N64.

Out pops a collection of N64 titles. But you don't have the system anymore 

*Inserts a katamari*

Out come the King and Queen of All Cosmos.

*puts in a medicine bottle labelled PX*

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You obtain Super Mario Bros. (px is short for "pixel")

*Inserts a copy of The Princess Bride*

*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*

Out comes...

*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Out comes...

Quote from: LB on March 21, 2010, 22:08:02

*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Out comes...

Quote from: LB on March 21, 2010, 22:08:02

*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button...

I insert a paradox.

Out comes a pime taradox.

I insert a .
No, that was not rewarded to anyone.

The machine screams with glee: "OMG my first !!" then shoots a bunch of paper stars at you.

*Inserts the blueprints to the Amityville House"

Out comes Jodie, the evil pig-monster.

*inserts a book called "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"*

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out comes a pair of mangled bloody bear paws and a post-it saying "*bear"

::inserts an old catholic priest::