The Vending Machine

Out comes Bowser, and he's angry because you're stealing his Evoglobins.

*inserts three doses of Xanax*

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(Oh and, that's a really cool interface, StraightFlame!)

(Oh yay, TOTPD.)

Welcome to Vending Machine, Yukabacera (YK)!
What would you like to drop in?

YK: Drop in three doses of Xanax.
YK: Await result...
YK: Receieve an error message: Error 404: Cannot find phone to dial 911

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

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Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?

LB: Drop in CurvedFlame.
LB: Await result...

Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?

LB: Drop in CurvedFlame.
LB: Await result...
LB: Receive a very large explosion.

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

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I use my powers of awsomeness to stick an elephant into the vending machine.

*Vending machine whirs and clicks like mad before coughing up a teleport machine to "Obey! the game", along with a brain that never forgets.*
Lucky you!  A teleport to a game, and a brain that's never forgetting a thing!
*crams the dog from duck hunt into the vending machine*  (No offense to dog lovers, but this would eventually happen somehow...)

Out pops the dog again, but upon missing several ducks with your NES gun, the dog laughs at you, so you try to shoot it. You fail.

*Inserts Super Smash Bros. Brawl *

Out comes a bunch of coins with video game characters attached to them.

I put Red into the machine.

Out comes Blue.

*inserts a key to Belle Vue Gardens 2291, my apartment*

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Out comes Blue.

I was hoping someone would make a Pokemon joke, or at least a Red vs. Blue joke, but whatever.


The vending machine opens.

*Inserts cake*

The machine gives you a copy of Portal, with "the cake is a lie" scrawled all over it.

*puts myself into the vending machine*

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(kaizoman: I would have done that, but I just couldn't think of anything good.)

You just pop out of the Vending machine... but in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE of 1544.
(Don't worry, your clone has taken your place.)

I with a  "thwap!", I throw  in an onomatopoeia.

I with a  "thwap!", I throw  in an onomatopoeia.

You get a book on proper grammer.

I insert a piece of paper with George Washington on it.

*out comes a note saying 'vote accepted, thankyou!'*


*inserts a DNA scanner*

Out comes chumhandleUnknown (LB).

In goes straightFlame (SF).

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(Oh and, that's a really cool interface, StraightFlame!)

Thanks!
I'll reveal the secret:
I do the machine's voice in a [font] tag (except for the user's 'chumhandle') with which i mod it to be in the Arial Black font. The actions are written in the 'Times New Roman' font.

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I cant believe i typed all that on a Wii!

Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame(SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF: Drop in StraightFlame(SF).
SF: Await result...
SF: Receieve an Flame and a Straightjacket

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

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Welcome to Vending Machine, FireCat (FC)!
What would you like to drop in?

FC: Drop in a rock.
FC: Await result...

Out comes hemoglobin, which is some sort of body fluid...I think...Enjoy!

*inserts Muse, the awesome-est band EVAR*