The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #90 on: March 28, 2010, 15:24:04 »
You got: Wristwatch!

I insert: Wristwatch!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #91 on: March 28, 2010, 17:01:23 »
You get: Watchdog!

I insert: One of those really stupid 'Ur Mom!' jokes.


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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #92 on: March 28, 2010, 17:11:15 »
You get: 'Ur Dad!" jokes.

I insert: A .
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #93 on: March 28, 2010, 17:19:10 »
You get a .

I insert flour, eggs, and butter.
Lurk more.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2010, 17:59:55 »
You get a copy of "Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found", and a note that says "Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels --bring home for Emma".

*inserts quantum mechanics*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2010, 18:19:44 »
Out come mechanical quantums

In go  :), ;), :D, 8), 8D, :shifty:, :^^:, C), X), XD, :P, :P2, X-P, C)p, :crazy:, :nuts:, >), O_o, :O, :ohnoes:, :shocked:, :whoa:, :oops:, :huh:, :/, :S, :(, :sad:, <_<, :sigh:, :moody:, :sick:, >(, <3, :a1:, :a2:, :a3:, :a4:, :a5:, :a6:, :a7:, :a8:, :a9:, :a0:, :w1:, :w2:, :w3:, :w4:, :w5:, :w6:, :w7:, :w8:, :w9:, :w0:, :bebisharen:, :mes:, :bobo:, :uggla:, :ljus1:, :ljus2:, :liten:, :rosa:, :gravling:, :mus:, :olutt:, :sten:, :katt:, :cat:, :hiddenstar:, :pop:, :sara:, :vakt:, :barn:, :fish:, :juni:, :robot:, :house:, :castle:, :switch:, :man:, :woman:, :gtf:, :hedgehog:, :worm:, :ttpdude:, :ring:, :mask:, :sheep:, and :piano:.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #96 on: March 28, 2010, 19:55:50 »
Out comes a robot LPchip clone who punches you for overusing the smileys.

In comes a robot Firecat clone.
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #97 on: March 28, 2010, 20:02:17 »
Out comes a female Firecat.

In goes a female StraightFlame.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #98 on: March 29, 2010, 00:46:40 »
Out comes a male StraightFlame

*inserts Firewall & Firewall's avatar*
Oh so thats what it looks like in a vending machine!
« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 00:51:28 by Firewall »
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #99 on: March 29, 2010, 06:40:05 »
Out comes a male StraightFlame

*inserts Firewall & Firewall's avatar*
Oh so thats what it looks like in a vending machine!
Out comes Windows Defender.
*inserts a virus into Windows Defender, then inserts Windows Defender back into the vending machine*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #100 on: March 29, 2010, 06:42:24 »
out comes a mac book pro snapped into 4 pieces.

in goes a bag of cotton balls and an electric fan.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #101 on: March 29, 2010, 07:09:12 »
Out comes a male StraightFlame

*inserts Firewall & Firewall's avatar*
Oh so thats what it looks like in a vending machine!
Out comes Windows Defender.
*inserts a virus into Windows Defender, then inserts Windows Defender back into the vending machine*
Wait!? your puttin me back in the vending machine!? And what happennd to my avatar?

Oh well.......out comes a Trojan.downloader.win32.agent

*Unable to insert sence im still in the machine...* help....anywon?
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #102 on: March 29, 2010, 14:42:00 »
Out comes some meat and a red liquid. Oh, and some shredded paper too.

I insert what I insert.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #103 on: March 29, 2010, 16:28:47 »
Out comes some meat and a red liquid. Oh, and some shredded paper too.
I insert what I insert.
Im not realy made out of blood and there gose my avatar.

Outcomes an outcome

Inserts a battery.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #104 on: March 29, 2010, 17:56:57 »
Now the battery will never run out of power! Too bad the machine decided to keep it.

I insert Spam. (not the food)