The Vending Machine

*The vending machine whirs and clicks, thinking what to give you, only to shoot out a holy relic in your direction*

*decides to drop Juni into the vending machine*  (I'd love to see someone make a KS level with Juni and a vending machine involved.)

You get a Story.

*Inserts Spam* (I ment the food product  )

Out comes a Reese's peanut butter cup. (SPAM AND REESE'S FTW)

Inserts the entire lost city of Atlantis.

Out comes a note that says "JIMMY - I told you not to put Atlantis in the queue! There's too much lost cities in here right now, and I told you I HATE the Atlantisi Atlantisa Atlantae people who live in Atlantis! You do that one more time and you're fired, okay? -S"

*inserts the ball from WaDF*

=|=

Out comes the glass ball, which upon falling from the machines chute-thingy, breaks into a billion little pieces, and you never see it again.

Inserts Kurt Cobain's guitar neck.

*vending machine decides to eject a noose man*  (Guess the game this enemy came from.  )
*inserts a starman from earthbound into the vending machine*

The vending machine begins to sing: There's a star man waiting in the sky!

I put a vending machine in the vending machine.

Out of the vending machine comes a smaller vending machine. Out of that vending machine, an even smaller vending machine. Out of that, etc.

I put some dust in the smallest vending machine I can see.

It spits out a bunny.

I stick Razzorman's into the vending machine.

*out comes a *

*inserts , , , , , , , , , , and to tell the vending machine about them*

Out comes a .

In goes a .

*The vending machine belches from eating that object*
I guess vending machines do get hungry...
*flings some fish into the vending machine*

The vending machine... pukes. And it's not puke, it's water.

I insert the vending machine in itself, removing it from the universe.

Out comes a copy of Scribblenauts, where you can actually do that.

I insert a .

Out comes the sheet of music with which you lure the yellow puffle.

I insert the yellow puffle.