The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #510 on: July 27, 2015, 15:06:11 »
Out comes Galileo's telescope.

In goes a piece of paper with the word "HELP" written on it.
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« Reply #511 on: July 28, 2015, 17:36:31 »
Out comes the same paper, but this time with "PLEH" on it.

In goes Vegetal Gibber's signature.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #512 on: July 28, 2015, 18:21:04 »
Out comes a check for a bajillion dollars, apparently signed by me.

Well... shucks. Only one thing to do now:

In goes a filled bankruptcy form, also signed by me.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #513 on: July 28, 2015, 19:30:56 »
Out pops a weeping accountant.

I insert a xylophone.

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« Reply #514 on: July 31, 2015, 19:28:08 »
Out comes an electric guitar!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #515 on: August 01, 2015, 17:56:05 »
Out comes every smiley in the [more] category.

In goes a cloud of swamp gas.
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« Reply #516 on: August 05, 2015, 19:54:28 »
Out comes an acid cloud.

In goes U.S.S. Enterprise starship from Star Trek.
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« Reply #517 on: August 05, 2015, 20:45:03 »
Out comes the Millennium Falcon.

In goes a piece of paper with "I.O.U. 500 ¥" written on it.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #518 on: August 07, 2015, 17:34:51 »
Out comes a bunch of angry japanese debt collectors.

In goes a bottle of deadly poison.
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« Reply #519 on: August 07, 2015, 18:20:31 »
Out comes a bottle of Billionaire Vodka.

In goes a zombie.
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« Reply #520 on: August 07, 2015, 18:55:52 »
Out comes the sound of a shotgun firing, glass breaking and screaming.

In goes surrealism.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #521 on: August 07, 2015, 20:42:56 »
Out comes Dadaism.

In goes a Hookshot.
Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

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« Reply #522 on: August 10, 2015, 18:57:31 »
Out comes a butcher's hook.

In goes my supper.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #523 on: August 11, 2015, 13:17:04 »
Out comes breakfast.

In goes a He-Man action figure.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #524 on: September 02, 2015, 23:28:10 »
A sword bursts out of the front of the machine.

I put in two slices of bread, some butter, some lettuce and a few slice of cheese.