The Vending Machine

Out comes  .

In goes the runway from Fast and the Furious 6.

Out comes a railway.

In goes a bottle of Coca-Cola and Mentos.

I hope I'm doing it right.

The vending machine ejects a super-powered coke-explosion which blasts you back through a wall.

I put the first 'Lord of the Rings' book into the vending machine (since I just finished reading it).

Out comes a printed collection of really awful Lord of the Rings fanfiction.

In goes a can of tuna that's way past its expiration date.

Out comes a zombie fish.

In goes a job application.

Out comes an interviewer who is very enthusiastic and positive and practically says you have the job and he'll call you this afternoon to confirm. Which he doesn't.
(That was my week, basically.)

In goes a big bag of melons.

Out comes an empty bag with a note "Thank you for feeding me, but it isn't enough. Now I'm coming to eat YOU. Octopus Bucky".

In goes Winnetou.

 

Out comes a tomahawk.

In goes a medusa head.

Out comes a thank you note from King Polydectes and an invitation to the wedding of him and your mother.

I put in a Dungeons and Dragons rulebook.

Out comes a mix-maxed character sheet that's all combat and no social skills.

In goes a wallswim.

Out comes pink shorts.

In goes stills from the Hobbit film series.

The machine regurgitates a long rant about that dreadful film series.

I place an incomplete KS tileset into the machine.

Out comes a sequel to "This Level is Unfinished".

In goes an old 486 DX2 computer.

Out comes an old-school TV.

In goes a rock band.

Out comes a stone circle.

I put in the New Horizons space probe.