The Vending Machine

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Offline pumpkin

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2010, 21:18:47 »
Out comes Tool, who defeats Muse in a rock off.

*Inserts a homework assignment with incorrect answers*
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2010, 21:39:50 »
*Vending machine decides to shoot out Text letter A's at you in pure infuriation!*
Vending machine:  "EAT GOOD GRADEZ!"  *launches more A's at victim*
*crams in the everlasting coin box from SMRPG into vending machine's coin slot*
Unretired.
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I really have nothing going for me for creative signatures.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2010, 21:43:52 »
Mario devours coin box in a mushroom high rage, which causes him to overload with coins, and upon geting a life for every 100 coins, he gets a 'game over' when he gets over 9000 lives. (YES)

Inserts "afdorfe" (NOT EVEN I KNOW WHAT THIS IS OR MEANS)
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2010, 22:30:18 »
Out comes "efrodfa", the mythical power substation from the Second Era of Power Pylons.

*puts in fresh Nebraska-Air-In-A-Jar*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2010, 03:50:59 »
*out comes fresh iced air*

*puts in question: "Why do you guys call it 'Super Mario RPG'!? It's called Mario and Luigi: 'Bowser's Inside Story' here..."*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2010, 04:53:31 »
Out pops the answer "Because there are two separate games, one of them very rare and worth a bunch of money nowadays, and the other is on the DS and is not all that good.

Inserts a N64.
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2010, 06:01:06 »
Out pops a collection of N64 titles. But you don't have the system anymore  :ohnoes:

*Inserts a katamari*
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Bluh bluh. I have this thing now.

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Offline Yukabacera

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2010, 20:20:41 »
Out come the King and Queen of All Cosmos.

*puts in a medicine bottle labelled PX*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2010, 20:43:48 »
You obtain Super Mario Bros. (px is short for "pixel")

*Inserts a copy of The Princess Bride*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2010, 22:08:02 »
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2010, 23:01:38 »
Out comes...
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Out comes...
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Out comes...
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button...
I insert a paradox.
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2010, 23:19:47 »
Out comes a pime taradox.

I insert a :hiddenstar:.
No, that was not rewarded to anyone.
:hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar:

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2010, 00:33:19 »
The machine screams with glee: "OMG my first :hiddenstar:!!" then shoots a bunch of paper stars at you.

*Inserts the blueprints to the Amityville House"
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2010, 13:36:04 »
Out comes Jodie, the evil pig-monster.

*inserts a book called "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2010, 16:19:33 »
out comes a pair of mangled bloody bear paws and a post-it saying "*bear"

::inserts an old catholic priest::