The Vending Machine

Out comes a soccer ball with a note attached to it'. It's written in Dutch. You try to translate it, with as a result: ''Too bad the Netherlands didn't win the WC. -Lucas'' This 'Lucas' is probably StraightFlame's brother, since there's another note on the ball, which you can make the following statement out of: ''What do you mean 'too bad'? I'm thankful! There's no way i could sleep through the sound of those...'', then there's a word you can't seem to translate, but the note is signed ''-Matt''.

In goes a note saying ''Why the heck am i the only one who has an Eastern dragon?''
(Incase you're wondering, it refers to my signature, as well as TheDarkOne's and Firecat's siggy.)

Out comes a note saying 'Because the Eastern one was the one you chose-A Random Potato

In goes my Western Dragon egg.

Out comes a nameless, elementless, Lv. 110 Ancient Western Dragon of which you can choose the state (any state from Egg to Ancient). Customize away! (also, it's possible to choose Gold/Silver elements)

In goes a Lv. 30 Albino Dark Dragon.

Out comes a evil dragon-sorcerer. He turns you into a frog.

In goes me and a pizza.

Out comes a ''Dark Guy'' Pepperoni Pizza.

In goes a ''Non-Curved Fire'' Cheese Pizza.

Out comes...


In comes the forgotten "Cat On Fire" Sausage Pizza.

Out comes a note saying: ''Wait, are we actually reading off that Roblox game's menu chart and theme-ifying the pizzas?''

In goes said note.

Out comes a note saying: "I dont know, i thought you were."

In goes an empanada.

Out comes a Magatama.

In goes Maszew.

Out comes an evil sausage.

In goes WWII.

Out comes Godzilla. (It does make sense. Vague, vague sense.)

I put in a swivel chair.

Out comes a swivel turret.(Like on a castle.)

I put in a microwave oven.

Out comes a conventional oven.

I put in a blanket.

Out rolls a blanket...of LAVA 

In goes the SKFlameOne.

Out comes the original orb in its unaltered state! Like, from the very first five second the thread came into existence.

I put in a perfectly square icepermafrost cube.