The Vending Machine

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Offline Yukabacera

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2010, 11:41:51 »
Out comes Bowser, and he's angry because you're stealing his Evoglobins.

*inserts three doses of Xanax*

=|=

(Oh and, that's a really cool interface, StraightFlame!)

(Oh yay, TOTPD.)
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 11:48:15 by Yukabacera »
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2010, 19:33:11 »
Welcome to Vending Machine, Yukabacera (YK)!
What would you like to drop in?


YK: Drop in three doses of Xanax.
YK: Await result...
YK: Receieve an error message: Error 404: Cannot find phone to dial 911


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?


LB: Drop in CurvedFlame.
LB: Await result...
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 19:36:09 by LB »

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2010, 20:13:25 »
Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?


LB: Drop in CurvedFlame.
LB: Await result...
LB: Receive a very large explosion.


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

I use my powers of awsomeness to stick an elephant into the vending machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2010, 20:38:07 »
*Vending machine whirs and clicks like mad before coughing up a teleport machine to "Obey! the game", along with a brain that never forgets.*
Lucky you!  A teleport to a game, and a brain that's never forgetting a thing!
*crams the dog from duck hunt into the vending machine*  (No offense to dog lovers, but this would eventually happen somehow...)
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2010, 21:41:44 »
Out pops the dog again, but upon missing several ducks with your NES gun, the dog laughs at you, so you try to shoot it. You fail.

*Inserts Super Smash Bros. Brawl *
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2010, 21:50:19 »
Out comes a bunch of coins with video game characters attached to them.

I put Red into the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2010, 22:36:16 »
Out comes Blue.

*inserts a key to Belle Vue Gardens 2291, my apartment*

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« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 22:44:48 by Yukabacera »
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2010, 22:45:51 »
Out comes Blue.
I was hoping someone would make a Pokemon joke, or at least a Red vs. Blue joke, but whatever.


The vending machine opens.

*Inserts cake*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2010, 22:51:06 »
The machine gives you a copy of Portal, with "the cake is a lie" scrawled all over it.

*puts myself into the vending machine*

=|=

(kaizoman: I would have done that, but I just couldn't think of anything good.)
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2010, 23:12:05 »
You just pop out of the Vending machine... but in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE of 1544.
(Don't worry, your clone has taken your place.)

I with a  "thwap!", I throw  in an onomatopoeia.



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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2010, 23:52:48 »
I with a  "thwap!", I throw  in an onomatopoeia.
You get a book on proper grammer.

I insert a piece of paper with George Washington on it.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2010, 00:12:44 »
*out comes a note saying 'vote accepted, thankyou!'*


*inserts a DNA scanner*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2010, 07:41:35 »
Out comes chumhandleUnknown (LB).

In goes straightFlame (SF).
(Oh and, that's a really cool interface, StraightFlame!)
Thanks!
I'll reveal the secret:
I do the machine's voice in a [font] tag (except for the user's 'chumhandle') with which i mod it to be in the Arial Black font. The actions are written in the 'Times New Roman' font.
I cant believe i typed all that on a Wii!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2010, 19:54:32 »
Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame(SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in StraightFlame(SF).
SF: Await result...
SF: Receieve an Flame and a Straightjacket


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, FireCat (FC)!
What would you like to drop in?


FC: Drop in a rock.
FC: Await result...


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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2010, 20:43:08 »
Out comes hemoglobin, which is some sort of body fluid...I think...Enjoy! :D

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A God, a Messiah, an Angel, a King, a Prince, and an All Terrain Vehicle.