The Vending Machine

Out comes a .

In goes a (click it to see what it is)

Out comes a remote control.

In goes ME.

Out comes a remote control.

What in the name of cheese does a remote control have to do with a Psyche-Lock?

Quote from: TheDarkOne on July 07, 2010, 17:31:50

Out comes a remote control.

What in the name of cheese does a remote control have to do with a Psyche-Lock?

Does it really have to make sense? I mean, this is a game about a vending machine that can dispense houses and Belgian monuments.

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In goes ME.

Out comes YOU.

In goes a slice of cake.

Out comes nothing, since the cake is a lie.

In goes a sea pig, AKA Cthulhu brain.

Out comes a sea cucumber.

I slip in 17 Chuckie Cheese coupons.

Out pops a cheap plastic disk-launcher.

I insert a pipe.

Out comes a pneumatic launcher.

In goes an encyclopedia.

Out goes a brainiac.

In goes a flash drive.

Out comes a hard drive.

I put in 3 Chuckie Cheese tokens.

Out comes a Chuck-E-Cheese.

In goes the Vending Machine.

Out comes a black hole. That's three broken vending machines.

One nanosecond later, a new vending machine is placed. Another nanosecond later i inert the second vending machine to appear in this game.

Out comes a reality rift.

I insert THE WORLD!

out comes ANOTHER WORLD.

I insert nothing.