The Vending Machine

Out comes a knytt-like being with blue hair and a purple skin, whose movements are based off of the one of the playable characters in SMB2. Unfortunately, the creature saw a red bird, and uses it. He accidentally flies towards those spike thingies. The knytt-ish thing sues you and Phoenix Wright doesn't want to defend you, and neither does Marvin Grossberg. Whoa, that was a long speech.
For the love of god, everyone, stop ninja-ing me!

Out comes Chuck Norris's Etch-A-Sketch which is said to run said version of Windows.

In goes a bikini. (get it?)

Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame(SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF:Drop in a bikini.
SF: Await result...
SF:Receive 2 bikinis.
Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC:Drop in Opera 10.60.
VC:Await Result...
 
PS.Opera is a browser that i'm using. Just google it.

Welcome to Vending Machine, Victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC:Drop in Opera 10.60.
VC:Await Result...
VC:Recive the Opera 10.60. stabbed in the back and a fox on fire.
Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine, Firecat(FC)!
What would you like to drop in?

[wadf]FC:drop a Pip-Boy 3000
FC:Await Result...[/wadf]


PS:Im using the WADF tag because my color its hard to see in a white background.

Also: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Pip-Boy_3000

Welcome to Vending machine, Firecat(FC)!
What would you like to drop in?

FC:drop a Pip-Boy 3000
FC:Await Result...
FC:Recieve a Pip-Boy 3001.

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC:Drop in 3.14167...
VC:Await Result...
[offtopic]DO NOT capitalize my nickname. I just dont like my nickname capitalized.[/offtopic]

Welcome to the Vending machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC:Drop in 3.14167...
VC:Await Result...
VC:Receives 65535 Experience points!

Thanks for using the Vending machine!

Welcome to the Vending Machine, NESgamer190 (190 or NES)!
What would you like to drop in?

NES: *Inserts a coffee pot*
NES: *Awaits results*
[Offtopic:  I'd be surprised if anyone gets the game reference I was poking at.]

Why do people keep forgetting that interface is based on [urlhttp://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pesterchum]Pesterchum[/url]'s Chumhandle system? Also, Nesgamer190, it's Arial Black and Times New Roman, not bold and normal.
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Welcome to Vending machine, nesGamer (NG)!
What would you like to drop in?

NG: Drop in Coffee Pot
NG:Await Result...
NG:Recieve Godot figurine (with real coffee-drinking action)

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine, straightFlame!
What would you like to drop in?

SF:Drop in Potassium cyanide
SF:Await Result...

Welcome to Vending machine, straightFlame!
What would you like to drop in?

SF:Drop in Potassium cyanide
SF:Out roles a radioactive waste bar!

Welcome to Vending Machine, TheDarkOne!
What would you like to drop in?
TDO:Cram in normal vending machine into the coin slot.
TDO:Awaiting result...

Welcome to Vending Machine, darkOne (DO)!
What would you like to drop in?

DO: Drop in Normal Machine
DO: Await result...
DO: Receieve this vending machine's deceased brother

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF: Drop in Atomium
SF: Await result...

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF: Drop in Atomium
SF: Await result...
SF: Recieve Atomium, but a 1,000,000,000 times smaller.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?
VC: Drop in the key to my house.
VC: Await result...

Welcome to Vending Machine, victorTwelve (VT)!
What would you like to drop in?

VT: Drop in house keys
VT: Await result...
VT: Recieve mansion that matches your interests perfectly. Too bad you don't have the key anymore...

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?
SF: Drop in French fries w/ mayonnaise in one of those pointy paper bags, just like you usually see in Belgium
SF: Await result...

Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF: Drop in French fries w/ mayonnaise in one of those pointy paper bags, just like you usually see in Belgium
SF: Await result...
SF: Recieve McDonald's fries in a small-size paper bag.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, Sk76 (SK)!
What would you like to drop in?
SK: Drop in a rusty cheese grater.
SK: Await result...

Welcome to Vending Machine, Sk76 (SK)!
What would you like to drop in?
SK: Drop in a rusty cheese grater.
SK: Await result...
SK: Recieve normal cheese.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine,victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...

Welcome to the Vending Machine, [/color]bumperpower64(BP)!
What would you like to drop in?

BP:Stuff in a pillow.
BP:await result...
BP:Receive scrap of fabric.

I stuff in a house with 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pieces of candy inside.

Welcome to Vending Machine, TheDarkOne (DO)!
What would you like to drop in?
DO: I stuff in a house with 10^119 pieces of candy inside.
DO: Await result...
DO: Receive a very sticky house with 10^119 ants inside.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, Sk76 (SK)!
What would you like to drop in?

SK: Cram in a deck of cards with the ace of hearts missing.
SK: Await Result...