The Vending Machine

You get nothing, because you never actually inserted a .

In goes chocolate rain.

*the vending machine clinks before shooting chocolate missiles at you!*
I guess it hates rainy days, regardless of if it's chocolate or not...
*crams his pitiful accounting assignment into the vending machine*
I'd rather not talk about how badly I flunked the assignment...   

Out comes your own personal accountant! He has a calculator, a pen, and a funny haircut!

In goes a beanstalk.

Out comes jack.

In gose 1 minute

Out comes 1 millenia.

In goes my eulogy.

out comes a map of the Bahamas.

in goes a box o' rockets.

Out comes a box o' firework.
In goes a box o' clockwork.

Out comes all of the hands.

In goes Harry Potter

Out comes Twilight. (Just as lame.)

In goes Windows 7.

Out comes Windows 6 (does that even exist?)

In goes my bro.

Out comes your long lost sis, who has been living inside the machine since your brother's birth. Now it's his turn.

In goes a wet sponge that was soaking in a dirty sink for three months.

(Yes, Windows 6 does exist, it's Windows Vista. Type "ver" at the command line and it will report 6.0 as the version number. XP is version 5.1)

Out comes 3 years old mold

In gose a bag of poop

Out goes a printed chemical analysis. Says you need to eat more vegetables. Also, that you may be pregnant.

In goes a really bad dream.

Out comes--DREAM EATER! OMNOMNOM...
In goes Angels and Airwaves.

Out comes an arbitrary item, much like a point'n'click adventure game.

In goes the original Sam and Max game made by Lucas Arts