The Vending Machine

The machine gets a BSoD.

BEGINNING SYSTEM MEMORY DUMP...
DELETING "vmachine.exe"
DELETING "coin.ini"
DELETING "dispensescript.exe"
DELETING "filter.txt"
DELETING "interface.exe"
DELETING "quantmech.exe"
SYSTEM MEMORY DUMP COMPLETE

V:\run "filerestore.exe"
RESTORING "quantmech.exe"
RESTORING "interface.exe"
RESTORING "filter.txt"
RESTORING "dispensescript.exe"
RESTORING "coin.ini"
RESTORING "vmachine.exe"
Executable ran successfully.

*inserts #NiffChat*

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Edit by THA EDITOR:

Yay, TOTPD.

Accepting niffchat.exe from user Yukabacera

C:\action = wash, rinse, repeat

Sending knyttstories.exe to user Yukabacera

Accepting doubloon.ini from user StraightFlame

Out comes the Spanish Inquisition.

In goes my crappy keyboard. (it's bouncin as i type this)

*Vending machine decides to puke out a skeleton key for you.  Apparently your keyboard's old enough and advanced enough to be a skeleton key.*
I'm sorry about that...
*Inserts banana gun from Iji into vending machine*

You get a message that says "Shoot Tor with this thing, he does a cool balancing act!".

*inserts General Tor*

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You get a captchalogue deck containing all blank cards, except for the 'Stupid Person' card, of course.

I insert a 'Straight City' card no wait, a 'Krixus' card.

Out comes a... wait, this can't be right; a kitten!?

*Inserts 42*

Out comes a primitive scrabble set.

In goes a Monopoly game.

Out comes a card saying "Gone fishing; be back in 6 years." >_>

*Inserts some random guy walking down the street*

Out comes a street walking down some random guy.

I insert an arcade token.

Out comes a completed version of WaDF!

Oh, wait, I think I stepped on it and broke it.


                                                    *Inserts {Alt+255}*

Out comes a space bar.

In goes the F5 button.

out comes the [pause/break] key, which is quite clearly the most awesome key ever.

in goes gravity

Out comes inverted gravity.

I insert all of these.

Out come the weirdest mouses, which are also featured on Oddee, but I don't remember the link.

In goes my signature.

(I wish I had the scrabble keyboard. That one is so cool! Or maybe the laser one. I like lasers.)

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