The Vending Machine

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Offline Pumpkinbot

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2010, 02:55:00 »
It's time for a Mafia/MSPaintAdventures reference! (As well as an M&L RPG3 reference)

--|>kaizoMan (KM): Acquire lol wutermelon/--
--|>KM: Be the other guy/--
--|>straightFlame (SF): Place Broque Monsieur, Broggy, and all 15 Blittens inside vending machine/--
tldr

Oh, well I guess I gotta post something useful. Err...*skims post*
A'ight. You get Tetris blocks. The long, blue ones that you can never get when you need 'em.
I put in a copy of Tetris DS.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2010, 03:53:21 »
The machine begins spewing out blocks. Eventually, they fill the room and turn to stone. At the end a blank ds card falls out of the vending machine.

I put in a toy dinosaur, like the kind little kids play with.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2010, 05:05:05 »
Out comes a prehistoric  fossil. It's the geological find of the century!

I schlapp on in one bowl of fruit salad.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2010, 05:26:17 »
You get: one bowl of fruit smoothie.

I pour some glue into the coin slot.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2010, 07:27:33 »
You're rich! The power of this strange machine turned the glue into Magnetiglue (which i just made up), and it attracts coins, and they get flailed outta the thing!

And what goes... in the vending machine... is me!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2010, 08:11:38 »
Out comes HomoFlame.

I write 1/0 on a note and put it in the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2010, 18:21:35 »
*vending machine decides to spew out the shredded remains of the paper, leaving you with a paper in the shape of an "E"*
(Get this little technological term, and...  ehh...  I'll get back on that...)
*crams in the remains of the NME into vending machine*
(I really doubt anyone would know where the NME originated, but meh, it's a machine.)
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2010, 18:36:36 »
Out comes the fixed NME.

I put a bomb in the machine, hoping it will go kaboombam!

Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2010, 18:46:37 »
Water spews out of the machine, disarming the bomb and soaking you.

I put a red pill in the machine.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2010, 19:14:30 »
Welcome to Vending Machine, adeleneDawner (AD)!
What would you like to drop in?


AD: Drop in Red Pill (fully restores HP)
AD: Await result...
AD:Receieve Blue Pill (fully restores MP)


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in Captchalogue card (used to store items in your deck)
SF: Await result...

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2010, 19:58:53 »
You recieve: A brand new car!

I insert a Pikmin.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2010, 20:47:52 »
Out pops a spotted red Bulborb, which devours you in a single "omnomnom".

*Inserts cookie dough*
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Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2010, 20:59:54 »
Out comes a peanut. :awsum:

I insert over 9000 Vegetas.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2010, 22:40:17 »
*out comes over 9000 bootles of salad dressing to go with the vegetas that you don't have anymore*

*inserts the instructions for this game*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2010, 08:09:24 »
Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?


LB: Drop in Manual (allows you to view beginner tutorial)
LB: Await result...
LB: Receieve Emoglobin (allows you to view advanced tutorial)


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in Evoglobin (allows you to revive evil monster kings)
SF: Await result...