The Vending Machine

Out comes a wealthy Nigerian prince wanting to share his Viagra empire with anyone who wants to send angel wings to 450 of their most closest and dearest friends with all the headers from all the hundreds of previous emails still attached

in goes fools gold. (not the movie)

Out comes pyrite.

In goes NIFFLAS!

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Out comes LPchip!

Inserts Food for the vending machine to eat :3

Out comes a wrapper and an empty soda can.

In goes .

I hope the vending machine liked it!

Out comes

*inserts a picture of Mona Lisa*

Out comes the Mona Lisa... IN A BIKINI!
In goes me... IN A BIKINI, TOO!

Out comes blood......without the bikini
The vending machine just thought the Bikini was just too Smexy

*Flys into the machine.....with a Vending machine*

Out pops the Vending Machine that you flew in with, but it now dispenses demon alcohol.

In goes Dante's Inferno.

Out comes smoke in a bag.

*Stuck....again.....cause it never said I came out. Il just sit here*

*Takes lint out of pocket and stuffs it in the machine where the "INSERT" slot is.*

*The machine lets off many mechanical whirs before dispensing a pair of dust bunnies that actually are live*
I really hope nobody's deathly allergic to rabbits and dust...
*decides to insert metal gear itself into the vending machine*  (I can't overly imagine the results from this*

A red "!" appears over the machine, and a nanosecond after that it gets shot.

/---------\
|R.I.P.      |
|VENDING  |
|MACHINE |
|2010-2010|
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It gets replaced another nanosecond after that.

*inserts a blank post-it*

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Out comes a PM to NESgamer, saying 'Why did you kill my sis? I will come over there and get ya now!'

The machine will from now on troll NES everytime something's inserted... JUST KIDDIN'!

I insert the

/---------\
|R.I.P.      |
|VENDING  |
|MACHINE |
|2010-2010|
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And a PM saying 'Hey, Yukabacera, why do you always 'sign' your posts?'

The ghost of Vendus Machinus II appears and says "Don't move my tombstone! Show some respect for the dead!" and snatches it back.

And a PM saying: "Why not, SF?"

*inserts the Machinus Family Tree*

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Out comes the great great great great great great great great grandfather of the Vending Machine, who tells you to get off his lawn.

In goes... The Companion Cube from Portal!

Out comes GLaDOS. OH SH-

In goes mah parhtal gahn.