The Vending Machine

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Offline theiza27

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #105 on: March 29, 2010, 18:36:05 »
Out comes a wealthy Nigerian prince wanting to share his Viagra empire with anyone who wants to send angel wings to 450 of their most closest and dearest friends with all the headers from all the hundreds of previous emails still attached :moody:

in goes fools gold. (not the movie)



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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #106 on: March 29, 2010, 19:07:11 »
Out comes pyrite.

In goes NIFFLAS!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #107 on: March 29, 2010, 19:25:25 »
Out comes LPchip!

Inserts Food for the vending machine to eat :3
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #108 on: March 29, 2010, 19:41:15 »
Out comes a wrapper and an empty soda can.

In goes .
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #109 on: March 29, 2010, 19:59:30 »
I hope the vending machine liked it!

Out comes :juni:

*inserts a picture of Mona Lisa*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #110 on: March 29, 2010, 20:17:45 »
Out comes the Mona Lisa... IN A BIKINI!
In goes me... IN A BIKINI, TOO!

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #111 on: March 29, 2010, 20:19:21 »
Out comes blood......without the bikini
The vending machine just thought the Bikini was just too Smexy

*Flys into the machine.....with a Vending machine*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #112 on: March 29, 2010, 20:27:12 »
Out pops the Vending Machine that you flew in with, but it now dispenses demon alcohol.

In goes Dante's Inferno.
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #113 on: March 29, 2010, 20:29:38 »
Out comes smoke in a bag.

*Stuck....again.....cause it never said I came out. Il just sit here*

*Takes lint out of pocket and stuffs it in the machine where the "INSERT" slot is.*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #114 on: March 29, 2010, 21:10:49 »
*The machine lets off many mechanical whirs before dispensing a pair of dust bunnies that actually are live*
I really hope nobody's deathly allergic to rabbits and dust...
*decides to insert metal gear itself into the vending machine*  (I can't overly imagine the results from this*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #115 on: March 29, 2010, 21:14:31 »
A red "!" appears over the machine, and a nanosecond after that it gets shot.

/---------\
|R.I.P.      |
|VENDING  |
|MACHINE |
|2010-2010|
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It gets replaced another nanosecond after that.

*inserts a blank post-it*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #116 on: March 29, 2010, 21:19:18 »
Out comes a PM to NESgamer, saying 'Why did you kill my sis? I will come over there and get ya now!'

The machine will from now on troll NES everytime something's inserted... JUST KIDDIN'!

I insert the

/---------\
|R.I.P.      |
|VENDING  |
|MACHINE |
|2010-2010|
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And a PM saying 'Hey, Yukabacera, why do you always 'sign' your posts?'
« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 21:23:04 by StraightFlame »

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #117 on: March 29, 2010, 21:48:47 »
The ghost of Vendus Machinus II appears and says "Don't move my tombstone! Show some respect for the dead!" and snatches it back.

And a PM saying: "Why not, SF?"

*inserts the Machinus Family Tree*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2010, 04:00:39 »
Out comes the great great great great great great great great grandfather of the Vending Machine, who tells you to get off his lawn.

In goes... The Companion Cube from Portal!
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2010, 04:07:26 »
Out comes GLaDOS. OH SH-

In goes mah parhtal gahn.
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