Getting HIGHER!

Ag-e decides he doesn't freaking care and just walk on normally because I made the game and says he can!
Uhhh... There's a slight problem!
FRIGGEN CHUCK NORRIS IS -computer voice- N-n-n-not supported by IE.
Oh, nevermind. But... the problem is that Chuck is gonig to kill you when the Firefox download is done.

Ag-e decides he doesn't freaking care and just walk on normally because I made the game and says he can!
Uhhh... There's a slight problem!
FRIGGEN CHUCK NORRIS IS -computer voice- N-n-n-not supported by IE.
Oh, nevermind. But... the problem is that Chuck is gonig to kill you when the Firefox download is done.

*cancels FireFox download*
But now Ag-e s stuck with IE.

Ag-e downloads Chrome.

Ag-e no longer cares about his internet, because he's in a cave.

Ag-e blasts a hole in the ceiling because I say he can. Internet connection has been restored.

Oh noes! CAVE IN!!!

I undo what cannot be undone.
Problem: The miner's name is Ag-e, and with a name like that life's gotta suck.

Also...

He knows that HE should have the problem!

Um... He HAS the problem... Y'see, it is not a problem to ME that i am awesome (in fact, i like it), but Ag-e can't stand the fact that i am awesome, since i can be annoying from time to time (?) and that makes a great reason that Ag-e hates it when i am awesome.

BUMP.

Ag-e points out that Ag-e is pronounced Aghyphene, so it's not too bad.

Problem is, we aren't getting any deeper.

Ag-e uses his BLAS(t)phemy powers to blow open a hole in the ground.

UNFORTUNATELY IT'S FILLED WITH MOLTEN LAVA!

Ag-e uses his BLAS(t)phemy powers to blow open a hole in the ground.

UNFORTUNATELY IT'S FILLED WITH MOLTEN LAVA!

Ag-e figures out his blastphemy was just madness. He gets mad and eats the lava and, because it's madness to begin with, it makes perfect sense and the lava has no negative reprocussions.

Problem: The next post will have a 300 reference, and Ag-e hates ancient city-states.

Solution: I don't post a 300 reference.
Problem: Ag-e sux

Ag-e wins the game, so he no longer sux.

Ag-e won the game.

Solution: I wrote 'U lost the Game' everywhere in the cave, so Ag-e loses the game.
Problem: I wrote 'U lost the Game' everywhere in the cave, so Ag-e loses the game.

Solution:Ag-e doesn't know how to play the game, so isnt affected by your phrases.
Problem:Ag-e its suddenly falling into a pit with spikes.

Ag-e manages to save himself by catching on to the spikes without falling into them and becoming a kebab.

Oh gravy...  Now Ag-E realizes there's a falling spiked ceiling coming to finish the job.

It seems to be the prototype from Super Paper Mario, chapter 2-2. Ag-e tries to remember what he learned in Chapter 1-1, and sneaks into some parrallel dimension in which the spike ceiling doesn't reach 'this' half of the area. Ag-e moves to 'that' place. However, he failed to reach the secret room by climbing on the spike ceiling.

Ag-e turns on cheatmode and goes to the secret room.
But the secret room is filled with spikes.