Getting HIGHER!

Ag - e thinks about it, and decides to go north. There's a wall that he climbs.

Ag - e is going up, not down.

Chuck Norris punches through the wall to tell Ag-e he's going the wrong way.
Chuck Norris punched Ag-e. (Solve THAT! >: D)

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.

Problem: The doctor is a quack.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.

Problem: The doctor is a quack.

Ag-e finds out the doctor is a duck. Ag-e, still having some sense from the "brain surgery", takes out his cell phone and calls a REAL doctor.
The real doctor is the doctor from the Cyanide and Happiness comics. In short, counterproductive. (Note: The CaH comics can be very offensive. And hilarious. =D)

Ag-e eats the doctor's clipboard. The 'doctor', unable to pretend to be a doctor, explodes before he could fake Ag-e's pregnancy by going you-know-where.

Problem: Midna is about to kill Ag-e
(keep in mind Midna is a powerful magician)

Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.

New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.

And....

I'm Back!!!!!

Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.

New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.

And....

I'm Back!!!!!

Ag-e takes Minda's headdress thing and puts it on his head.
Ag-e is now becoming eeeeevil!! from the headdress.

Time for the most violent punch EVAH! I attack Ag-e using this awesome move, knocking the headdress off his hollow head.

Problem: I am awesome! (And me being awesome certainly is the worst problem EVAH!)

Ag-e frowns! He knows that HE should have the problem! Your problem is PROBLIMINATED!

New Problem: Teh Games goin' ze inacteeve!

Acteeveeteh! Ag-e continues down the hole.

He reaches the bottom of a notch he mistakenly lowered himself into. He would climb through a hole about 20 ft above him to continue down the true pit, expect he keeps hitting invisible coin blocks!

Ag-e jumps so hard he...
-whispers- will he break the block?
Nope! The block breaks him! Lol, no. Ag-e opens lunar magic and edits the blocks out an continues.
Problem: The rom became corrupted!

Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.

Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.

Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.

Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.

Ag-e becomes stricken with grief and commits suicide.
Ag-e, living in the U.S., is arrested for suicide.

User hits F5 to reload the page. Ag-e lives on!

Unfortunately, User is using IE 5.0, and the sluggishness of the browser forces Ag-e to descend very, very slowly.

Ag-e downloads firefox. Problem is, IE is taking 5 hours to download firefox and there is a hungry mega-spider on the ceiling.