Getting HIGHER!

Ag - e goes to the river to wash his eyes out.

He continues on.

He sees funyons!

He reaches it, and a noob says "No! Those my my funyons!"

Ag - e goes to the river to wash his eyes out.

He continues on.

He sees funyons!

He reaches it, and a noob says "No! Those my my funyons!"

Ag-e is promoted to mod and uses a banhammer on the noob.
Ag-e is no longer a mod because he banned someone for a trivial argument.

Ag-e walks down a set of rock stairs because frankly, he doesn't care about the internet since he's in a cave.

Ag-e doesn't care about the internet.

Ag-e walks down a set of rock stairs because frankly, he doesn't care about the internet since he's in a cave.

Ag-e doesn't care about the internet.

Anonymous claims Ag-e is a Scientologist, so they blow up his van. He now cares about the Internet. Rather, he is forced to.
Ag-e's van is blown up.

"Ag-e: good thing that van was empty and insuranced."

Suddenly, the floor creacks and Ag-e is now falling

(Obstacle: Ag-e is falling)

Ag - e lands

Ag - e landed.

Luckily, the hole was only about 10 feet deep, and Ag-e landed safetly. He finds a rock stairway, and climbs down it.

On his way down, Ag-e accidentally steps on a sharp rock and cuts his foot.

Ag - e get's a rock and is so awesome that he makes a bandage out of it.

Ag - e climbs, and then (oh teh noes!) Explodes!!!!

*I hold shift*!!!!Explodes (!noes teh oh) then and ,climbs Ag-e*I release shift*

Ag-e feels dizzy for this time reversal

(Obstacle:Ag-e is dizzy)

Ag - e falls down and waits for the world to stop spinning.

Ag - e fell into another hole, but he isn't dizzy anymore.

somehow, our intrepid explorer ag-e managed to cling on to a ledge to avoid sharp stalagmites, but is in another dilemma:  he can't quite get up from the ledge, due to not working out his arms as much as he should.
(Obstacle in case anyone wonders is him hanging on a ledge above a pit of sharp stalagmites)

somehow, our intrepid explorer ag-e managed to cling on to a ledge to avoid sharp stalagmites, but is in another dilemma:  he can't quite get up from the ledge, due to not working out his arms as much as he should.
(Obstacle in case anyone wonders is him hanging on a ledge above a pit of sharp stalagmites)

He flips gravity, so he's no longer in danger of the stalagmites.
Ag-e is now in danger of stalactites.

Ag - e flips gravity once again, in mid air, right where the ledge was. He is now back where he was before he fell.

Ag - e is not getting lower because of a floor of stalagmites.

Ag-e finds a magical imp-thing named Midna. Midna summons a bridge to fill the gap. Ag-e walks across and continues downwards.

Ag-e trips and smacks his face into the ground. He gets up, but no longer can tell which way goes lower.

Ag - e thinks about it, and decides to go north. There's a wall that he climbs.

Ag - e is going up, not down.