Getting HIGHER!

Luckily, you have a box of backup matches.

However, those matches are also too wet to use.

Ag-e, angry from both of his matches being too wet to use, uses his RAEG powers to make them spontaneously ignite.
All of his matches are now lit, so he can't use them later.

Ag - e remembers that the matches were wet anyway.

Ag - e is roasting from the fire.

He takes off his clothes.
Now Ag-e is freezing from the cold water.

He takes off his clothes.
Now Ag-e is freezing from the cold water.

Solution: Ag-e dunks his flaming clothes in the water and puts them back on.
Problem: Ag-e realizes that the story isn't really going anywhere.

Ag - e swims continuing further, as we need to get lower.

Ag - e still can't see.

Ag-e decides the only rational thing to do is feel around the walls for an exit.

 He finds one, however it is just out of reach.

Ag - e uses his hypen power to jump high enough to the exit. When he goes through it, he falls down a long, deep pit. He finally got lower.

There are snakes slithering into Ag - e's pants.

Ag - e uses his hypen power to jump high enough to the exit. When he goes through it, he falls down a long, deep pit. He finally got lower.

There are snakes slithering into Ag - e's pants.

He takes the snakes out and eats them like spaghetti.
His spaghetti had poison in it.

Ag - e knows that snakes are venomous, so they can't have poison. Drinking vensom is harmless unless you have ulsars in your stomach.

Ag - e has ulsars in his stomach.

Ag - e eats cement, which patches the ulsars in his stomach. (He also took the stairs down a level.)

Ag - e has cement in his stomach.

Luckily, cement does not kill you after a small amount, so Ag - e should be fine.

Ag - e eats even more cement due to the fact that he is now addicted (this actually can happen).

Luckily, cement does not kill you after a small amount, so Ag - e should be fine.

Ag - e eats even more cement due to the fact that he is now addicted (this actually can happen).

Ag-e eats molten metal to melt the cement. He then proceeds to pee out the molten cement/metal mixture. =D
Ag-e keeps getting sick/poisoned.

Ag - e decides that a new rule is no Venom or Poison.

F'reals, don't do it.

F'real...

FOR REAL!

Ag - e sees another psychopath trying to am==make him into a dress

Also, he jumps and went down another level.

Ag - e decides that a new rule is no Venom or Poison.

F'reals, don't do it.

F'real...

FOR REAL!

Ag - e sees another psychopath trying to am==make him into a dress

Also, he jumps and went down another level.

Ag-e uses his tuxedo powers to not wear the dress.
Ag-e is wearing a bright green tuxedo.

Ag - e jumps into a wall of coal, and his tux becomes black.

Ag - e cannot see because he got coal dust in his eyes.