Getting HIGHER!

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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2010, 05:22:26 »
Ag - e thinks about it, and decides to go north. There's a wall that he climbs.

Ag - e is going up, not down.
Chuck Norris punches through the wall to tell Ag-e he's going the wrong way.
Chuck Norris punched Ag-e. (Solve THAT! >: D)
Edit: Yah, 'twas impossible.
New problem: Ag-e is scared after seeing Chuck Norris.
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #61 on: January 24, 2010, 06:24:53 »
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.

Problem: The doctor is a quack.
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2010, 06:33:43 »
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.

Problem: The doctor is a quack.
Ag-e finds out the doctor is a duck. Ag-e, still having some sense from the "brain surgery", takes out his cell phone and calls a REAL doctor.
The real doctor is the doctor from the Cyanide and Happiness comics. In short, counterproductive. (Note: The CaH comics can be very offensive. And hilarious. =D)
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2010, 18:16:10 »
Ag-e eats the doctor's clipboard. The 'doctor', unable to pretend to be a doctor, explodes before he could fake Ag-e's pregnancy by going you-know-where.

Problem: Midna is about to kill Ag-e
(keep in mind Midna is a powerful magician)

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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #64 on: February 07, 2010, 17:35:24 »
Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.

New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.

And....

I'm Back!!!!!

Ah, look at all the lonely people.

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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #65 on: February 07, 2010, 20:47:44 »
Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.

New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.

And....

I'm Back!!!!!


Ag-e takes Minda's headdress thing and puts it on his head.
Ag-e is now becoming eeeeevil!! from the headdress.
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2010, 09:02:33 »
Time for the most violent punch EVAH! I attack Ag-e using this awesome move, knocking the headdress off his hollow head.

Problem: I am awesome! (And me being awesome certainly is the worst problem EVAH!)

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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2010, 23:58:52 »
Ag-e frowns! He knows that HE should have the problem! Your problem is PROBLIMINATED!

New Problem: Teh Games goin' ze inacteeve!
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2010, 22:19:03 »
Acteeveeteh! Ag-e continues down the hole.

He reaches the bottom of a notch he mistakenly lowered himself into. He would climb through a hole about 20 ft above him to continue down the true pit, expect he keeps hitting invisible coin blocks!

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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #69 on: February 22, 2010, 01:41:48 »
Ag-e jumps so hard he...
-whispers- will he break the block?
Nope! The block breaks him! Lol, no. Ag-e opens lunar magic and edits the blocks out an continues.
Problem: The rom became corrupted!
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2010, 02:22:37 »
Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.

Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2010, 03:00:18 »
Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.

Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.
Ag-e becomes stricken with grief and commits suicide.
Ag-e, living in the U.S., is arrested for suicide.
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2010, 04:15:35 »
Solution: Ag-e is dead.
Problem: Ag-e is dead.
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Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2010, 04:24:16 »
User hits F5 to reload the page. Ag-e lives on!

Unfortunately, User is using IE 5.0, and the sluggishness of the browser forces Ag-e to descend very, very slowly.

Re: Getting Lower
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2010, 04:26:25 »
Ag-e downloads firefox. Problem is, IE is taking 5 hours to download firefox and there is a hungry mega-spider on the ceiling.
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