Getting HIGHER!

The water rolls over the flames, extinguishing them. The water continues on with Ag-e towards a waterfall.

*Indiana Jones theme while Ag-e jumps outta this mess, but falls off the platform*
WTF! There's crocodiles n'ere guys!

Ag - e (the hyphen don't be silent) sees some dead bats. He picks one up and squeezes a large and fresh turd out of it. The Crocs swim away. You now have a huge turd slowly floating to you.

Unfortunatly (or fortunatly), the turds are actually very light rocks that happened to get lodged in there, and are completely harmless.
However, a small earthquake suddenly occurs, and larger rocks begin to fall from the ceiling.

Ag - e has extreme gas, and farts with such strength, the rocks are blasted away.

Guys....



Ag - e farted his intestines out.

Ag - e has extreme gas, and farts with such strength, the rocks are blasted away.

Guys....



Ag - e farted his intestines out.

Ag-e eats his intestines to put 'em back in his body.
Then, a challenger appears.

Do dooo doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Ag - e plays Pikalose!

Pikalose wins!

Ag - e's eardrums shattered from the doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Ugh. A few posts back. Let's try not to make everyone sick.

Ag - e calls a doctor on his mobile phone. The doctor comes down and fixes his eardrums. Unfortunately, now he is demanding a whole lot of money from Ag - e.

Ag - e gets so mad his head explodes, and brain matter gets in the doctor's eyes and he dies.

Ag - e has no head.

PP is right, this is getting a bit disgusting/gory. Not that it bothers me personally, but...

*coughconsiderotherforummemberscoughcough*


Ag-e decides to make a head out of a wrestling mask stuffed with cottage cheese.
A nearby Amish man admires your use of cottage cheese to create a head. *Amish man joined party!*
Your flashlight breaks, again. You give it to the man, because, hey, who would know more about electricity than the Amish?

It sets on fire, explodes, and shatters all glass and eardrums within a 2 inch radius.
Problem: You have a broken flashlight. If charred and in a million flaming pieces can really still be considered broken.

Thankfully, the ever prepared Ag-e has a packet of matches in his pocket.

However, the matches are too wet to use.

*rewind, back to before it exploded*

The Amish fixes it before it exploded.

But now the Amish exploded.

Woah, SF and Mocha both posted at the exact same time. 

Let's combine! Shall we?

The Amish Explodes. You go under the water to avoid getting bloody, so your matches get wet.

Your matches are wet.

Luckily, you have a box of backup matches.

However, those matches are also too wet to use.