Getting HIGHER!

Good news: there's a porta-potty RIGHT THERE.

Bad News: After he comes out, he finds himself in a CHROME CHEESE! (Epic Randomness)

He remembers that his head is made of cheese. The living cheese fires its CHEEZ BEAM!!! at the Chrome cheese. Chrome cheese is gone.

Problem: His head ate his body.

Good news:his head was the only real part of him.

Bad news: He can't walk. (And isn't someone going to bring up Ag-e and aged cheese?)

Good news: He finds an elevator.

Bad news: The elevator is out of power.

Good news: he finds antimatter.

Bad news:He finds antimatter.

Good news: He runs away.

Bad news: He forgot cheese can't move.

Good news: His body re-spawned during all of these shenanigans.

Bad News: It re-spawned behind an impenetrable wall of pure Einsteinium. Did I mention the antimatter is still there?

Yeah, you should get on that.

He combines the antimatter with matter, thereby blowing himself and the Einsteinium to Hell and back. Fortunately, he came back unharmed.

Unfortunately, the wall of Einsteinium was blown there and back as well.

Ag-e mixes the Einsteinium with Pizzazium. Einsteinium am ka-splode.

But Ag-e am ka-splode, too.

Ag-e re-spawns in a rescue closet.

But there's nobody to open the door!

I open the door.

Problem: The rescue closet is in the cottage near the quarry where the hole was found, which will make the forumgame die/get locked/something else/etc.

Good news: it's a dream! It's really DEEP IN A VOLCANO UNDERGROUND!!!
Bad news: it's a dream! It's really DEEP IN A VOLCANO UNDERGROUND!!! 

He uses a FREEZE RAY THINGY!!! to freeze the DEEP IN A VOLCANO UNDERGROUND!!!

Problem: Some guy named /!&(% force-feeds him poisoned $@!#@ unless he pronounces the unpronouncable name of both the guy and the food product.

Good news: he pronounces them!

BAD NEWZ: the guy turns into the creature from the world's worst nightmare!!!

Good News:
A-ge has no fears.

Bad News:
He suddenly fears this creature!