New Choose your own Adventure

c) The team decides to have lunch. Heading over to insert chain restaurant here, they all order a insert generic food here.
They suddenly realize all of the villagers are mobbing after them! Should they:

a) ignore it, and enjoy their meal
b) a-fire-their-lazor at them
c) skip town
d) turn themselves in
e) Tip the cashier magnificently.
 

E:
The team tips the cashier a amazing price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. The cashier is crushed under the wieght of the money, and is reduced to a bloody mess. The villagers are even more enraged.

A: Die of Cardiac Arrest.
B: Switch to the storyline from the old topic. You get to see that fairy! 
C: Run
D: Try to fight the villagers.
E: KEEP EASTING
F: Tip the bloody mess even more.

D+E and a bit of B:
Our hero uses his caniballist power to try to eat the people, the team gets arrested and thrown in jail for manslaughter (Cashier) and caniballism (Other people).What the team will do now?...
A)Try to escape for the jail
B)Nap time!
C)Shout "Pilchards on toast!"
D)Try to see if someone accidentally droped the key to the cell.
2,71828183)Commit suicide

d) The (slightly lolish) team seems to have found a key, and they soon have to fight Ste-V again.

M (HP 500 / MP 150 / OD 50):
a) Attack
b) Magic: Fiah! (50MP)
c) Magic: Lol awesomeness (100 MP)
d) Magic: Soopah Ice (150 MP)
e) Magic: Heal (10 MP)
f) Item: Talking pebbles (6 ammo)
g) Item: Beamgun 3000 (??? ammo)
h) Overdrive: Pride of the M (50 OD)

Lucas (HP 300 / MP 10 / OD 80):
a) Attack
b) Defend
c) Item: +7 ATK sword (N/A ammo)
d) Overdrive: Swordsmaster (30 OD)
e) Overdrive: Healing Pride (10 OD)
f) Overdrive: Summon iKat (50 OD)
g) Beard Crush (hidden attack) (10 MP)

M: C

M used "Lol awesomeness" and the universe colalpses. M is crushed and killed. Ste.V. is crushed and killed too.

Lucas: A

Lucas realizes he doesn't need to attack and escapes the universe to the other lands.

M is out! (lolpwnt)

A: Die from depression
B: Fart
C: Belch
D: Lock the thread (mods onleh!)

M: C

M used "Lol awesomeness" and the universe colalpses. M is crushed and killed. Ste.V. is crushed and killed too.

Lucas: A

Lucas realizes he doesn't need to attack and escapes the universe to the other lands.

M is out! (lolpwnt)

A: Die from depression
B: Fart
C: Belch
D: Lock the thread (mods onleh!)

Anyways:

A:
Lucas cant hold it anymore,Lucas suicid-

After our hero rescued a guy called Lucas, who seems to be his brother, they both are KO'd. The next thing they remember is that they are inside Waterfall Cave. They escape, and reach Relax Falls. What will they do next?
a) Go into Emerald Hues
b) Go towards Vulcan Vulcano
c) Check inventory
d) Investigate Relax Falls and Waterfall Cave some more
e) Shout 'Pilchards on toast!'
f)Do all what you have done before but what SingingSurger done:

f) It is time to FFWD to the second Ste-V encounter. However, this time M uses Fiah since he lost 100 MP due to SingingSurger 

Firecat sudenly appears and uses... well... Firecat... attack...

So... Firecat used Firecat Attack and Ste-V is defeated again. 500 years later...
Cliché: ''What do you mean 'failed'? They just GOT to be such a problem!''
Ste-V: ''Maybe you could go back in time (again) to capture them (again)''.
Cliché: ''Nice... i like that idea... Behold!''

Ice bomb 3.0! This world is doomed now! They just need to go back in time again, and... KAPOW!

As M and Lucas don't know abot this, they just...
a) Explore
b) Continue attempting to reach their goal: To get back to Urban City
c) Shout 'Pilchards on toast'

b)they find a portal with a sign that says "urban city"

a)go in it.
b)DONT go in it.

B:

They don't go in.


They slowly deteriorate. M dies. Again. Lucas runs off. He goes in the city anyway.

You see a sign that says: Even MORE Urban City!
A: Go in
B: DON'T go in.

Ya spammed!
I'll reply to my reply.

B: Lucas screams and goes in anyway. The town is large, and there are people shoving diamonds up beggar's throats. Lucas sees and Arby's. He goes and eats. Suddenly, a loose part of the restaurant comes off, and a truck swerves to avoid it, and crashed into the Arby's. The truck hits Lucas and his jaw is broken, killing him. Lucas's dead corpse falls on a 1up. He comes back, and wizzes on his old dead corpse. He then runs off in search of a better place. Then, he sees villagers. Stalkers.

A: Kill Kat Kora.
B: Kill Bobby Flay.
C: Kill Mario Battali.
D: Revive M so she can help
E: Smile and slowly drift into an endless sleep.

d) The lolz are reviving M somehow, and they get teleported back to their (?) dimension.

They are in jail now... again...

a) Kill SingingSurger
b) Add a rule, so youre not allowed to kill again
c) Ban SingingSurger from this topic

b) A rule is tacked up saying that no more killing is allowed. Unfortunately, M really doesn't like that rule. To express her anger, M rips off one of the jail bars and kills every single person in the immediate vicinity. He also kills Lucas an additional five times. Soon enough, the police arrive. They say they are taking them to a higher security prison.

a) Go willingly
b) Become extremely violent
c) Call their bluff.

B)
M started to become violent, a transform in his true form, a demon  .
He kill every police and Lucas once more.Nothing will stop him now...

You, Ikus, started to wonder if there its something interesing to do after your friend, Firecat, detroyed Sete-V and later said "Nap time!" and got to sleep. Maybe you could...
A)Watch the TV news
B)Eat something
C)Shout "Pilchards on toast"!
D)Visit Nifflas Support Forum
 

Sorry, but PP's post doesnt count, as well as Firecat's post. They both broke what i think is the most important rule. So, i will reply to my own post...

d) The lolz are reviving M somehow, and they get teleported back to their (?) dimension.

They are in jail now... again...

a) Kill SingingSurger
b) Add a rule, so youre not allowed to kill again
c) Ban SingingSurger from this topic

b) A new rule is added. Now they both are sure SingingSurger's posts will be skipped here. They like that idea, since they both lost 2 lives and HATE endlessly dieing and dieing and dieing each time more painfully. Team iKat got them outta jail somehow. They see a teleporter, however, and they use it. They are now at...

a) Snow Lolplains
b) Deep Sky
c) Land of Nacho
d) Talking pebble storage

No ex post facto laws.