All our Reasons to buy Saira!

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Offline PeppyHare4000

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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2009, 22:20:14 »
I think you should buy it because.
1 - You will be able to play the other 4 stars
2 - You will get better endings
3 - Its paying for the rest of his games (WaDF, Knytt and especially Knytt stories)
4 - You can make your own level (Sadly, You need MMF2 to modify puzzles and the starmap but you can change the color of the star)
5 - Nifflas deserves money.

So BUY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW  :nuts: :crazy: :)

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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2009, 22:44:52 »
1. Saira is great.
2. Saira is awesome.
3. If you don't have Saira, no one will like you.
4. If you own Saira, all your friends will think you are cool.
5. A lot of famous people play Saira on a daily basis.
6. There are very poor and miserable people who do not have Saira. If you buy an extra key, you can give one to them, and make their lives better overall.
7. Not buying Saira may cause cancer. (unconfirmed)
8. Saira will solve world hunger.
My only star: :hiddenstar:

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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2009, 22:48:43 »
1. Saira is great.
2. Saira is awesome.
3. If you don't have Saira, no one will like you.
4. If you own Saira, all your friends will think you are cool.
5. A lot of famous people play Saira on a daily basis.
6. There are very poor and miserable people who do not have Saira. If you buy an extra key, you can give one to them, and make their lives better overall.
7. Not buying Saira may cause cancer. (unconfirmed)
8. Saira will solve world hunger.
It's true...

Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2009, 01:07:05 »
Spoiler: The Saira Alphabet (click to show/hide)
Lurk more.

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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2009, 01:14:59 »
K - Kill time with Saira that you could be spending on procrastinating for that big test tomorrow.
You are reading me like a book...  :shocked: *almost*

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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2009, 23:54:19 »
1- Because this game is awexmoe! :awsum:
2- See 1.
3- See 2.
4- Etc.


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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2009, 02:28:22 »
1- Because this game is awexmoe! :awsum:
2- See 1.
3- See 2.
4- Etc.
test.bat:

1  @echo off
2  :FIRSTLINE
3  ECHO Because this game is awexmoe!
4  GOTO FIRSTLINE
5  ?????
6  PROFIT!

Spoiler: output (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 02:36:28 by Exp HP »
(secretly hoping nobody will mention the object compendium)
My stars:   :hiddenstar:(Object Compendium):hiddenstar:(By PM)
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Re: All our Reasons to buy Saira!
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2009, 18:05:12 »
Because this game Заебись! (Zaebis - cool game). (Russian Exp. Lang.)