Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, two seats in front of you there is a screaming baby.

I wish I could have an excellent time when I go to the spa on Wednesday.

Granted! You have a really nice time when you go to the spa but when you're at the spa it kind of sucks.

I wish to stop sleeping so much.

Granted. Enjoy all the side effects of insomnia because now you can't sleep even if you want to.

I wish I were able to come up with better wish corruptions.

Granted, two seats in front of you there is a screaming baby.

Uncanny...


Granted. However, all of our wishes start coming true. As you deploy your incredible, subtle and inventive corruptions, you're inevitably bringing misfortune and misery upon the lives of your friends.

I wish Polana's incredible corruptions were less subtle so that the rest of us would notice that they're coming true and stop making wishes.

Granted. We all stop but because no one makes wishes the wish energy builds up and goes critical, resulting in a black hole that engulfs Earth.

I wish we could make wishes without worrying about wish energy.

Granted. We all become bunch of nihilists who don't care about anything and especially not about the black hole engulfing Earth because of wish energy.

I wish that the wish energy build up can be used  by mankind somehow so it won't go critical and form black hole.

Granted, wish energy can be used to generate electricity, making it a fantastic source of cheap, renewable energy. However, the world's oil companies deliberately supress the development of wish-energy based power technology in order to protect their vast fortunes, meaning that black hole is still building... (The energy can be used, but it isn't being used.)

I wish the world's oil tycoons would be less greedy and short-sighted.