Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, two seats in front of you there is a screaming baby.

I wish I could have an excellent time when I go to the spa on Wednesday.

Granted! You have a really nice time when you go to the spa but when you're at the spa it kind of sucks.

I wish to stop sleeping so much.

Granted. Enjoy all the side effects of insomnia because now you can't sleep even if you want to.

I wish I were able to come up with better wish corruptions.

Granted, two seats in front of you there is a screaming baby.

Uncanny...


Granted. However, all of our wishes start coming true. As you deploy your incredible, subtle and inventive corruptions, you're inevitably bringing misfortune and misery upon the lives of your friends.

I wish Polana's incredible corruptions were less subtle so that the rest of us would notice that they're coming true and stop making wishes.