Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline canteven / ncrecc

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2700 on: April 18, 2022, 13:50:44 »
Granted. Now when you die in a video game, instead of getting frustrated, you get happier! Your all-time favorite KS level is now Juni Runs Into An Unavoidable Laser Simulator 2022.

I wish Knytt Stories EX had a wiki, or a reference manual, or both.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2701 on: April 18, 2022, 15:51:54 »
Granted, but it's handwritten with bad grammar and a lot of inside jokes, and there's Ambi22 playing in the background forever.
It's secrit Knytt Storie Exetned manuall! YAY!

I wish I had already fixed my sleep schedule.  >(

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« Reply #2702 on: April 18, 2022, 16:45:32 »
Granted. You'll find out that you sleep best when there's running lawnmower just outside your bedroom. You finally sleep well, but noone else in the house does.

I wish that anonymous author would finally use their undisputable level making skills to make some genuinely funny level.

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« Reply #2703 on: April 19, 2022, 04:01:32 »
Granted, but it's just a Knytt Stories adaptation of a Monty Python sketch. That would still be pretty good, though, so... uh... in addition to that, you are now a giant moth.

I wish moths could use keyboards.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2704 on: April 19, 2022, 17:57:19 »
Granted, the internet is soon flooded by messages about how great lightbulbs are.

I wish moths weren't attracted to artificial lights; we're just getting to the part of the year where that gets annoying.

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« Reply #2705 on: April 20, 2022, 12:44:32 »
Granted, they are attracted to smell of humans instead.

I wish I had any idea for what to make for dinner today.

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« Reply #2706 on: April 20, 2022, 23:34:18 »
Granted; you have an idea, but it's moths.

I wish Polana could make a totally delicious dinner out of moths.

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« Reply #2707 on: April 22, 2022, 15:06:15 »
Granted, but she's accused of cannibalism.

I wish Egomassive came back.
(Because there's no way moths can possibly hinder his return!)

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« Reply #2708 on: April 23, 2022, 13:06:58 »
Granted, but he's partially moth-eaten now so his ego is less massive.

I wish I wasn't giant moth anymore.

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« Reply #2709 on: April 23, 2022, 19:47:43 »
Granted; you metamorphose backwards and are now a giant caterpillar.

I wish Polana wasn't any kind of insect.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2710 on: April 24, 2022, 03:12:11 »
Granted. Moths are no longer classified as insects.

I wish it were public knowledge that "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is as arbitrary as "The Very Hungry Maggot" when our personal whims and annoyances are removed.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2711 on: April 25, 2022, 20:37:59 »
Granted. Now this fact is discussed at every school in the US in the English literature lessons along with Moby dick and Mockingbird and IDK what else, but it still remains mostly unknown in the rest of the world.

I wish I haven't broken my phone again.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2022, 15:25:47 by Polana »