Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline canteven / ncrecc

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2595 on: June 21, 2021, 02:14:07 »
Granted. Suddenly, the power goes out, and you can't light a candle in your bedroom.

I wish.
I'm still around!

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Offline Purple Ink

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2596 on: July 12, 2021, 03:11:07 »
Granted! But.

I wish I had more motivation to play some games.

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Offline Talps

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2597 on: July 12, 2021, 10:58:10 »
Granted; you are suddenly very, very motivated to play Snakes and Ladders, Mousetrap, and a bunch of other boardgames designed for small children.

I wish people were better at writing emails.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2598 on: July 12, 2021, 13:47:27 »
Granted. People are tired of those short answers, errors in grammar and spelling and simple repetitive language, so they start to act as if they were writing poetry, turning emails and also letters and forum or chat posts into perfect sonnets. Because most people suck at writing poetry, writing anything tooks much more time than before and people eventually return to telegrams in Morse code.

I wish those birds that are nesting next to my bedroom window would stop singing at 4 o'clock each morning.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2599 on: July 17, 2021, 03:26:54 »
Granted! They now start signing at 3 o'clock.

I wish the weather wouldn't be so hot.

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Offline Talps

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2600 on: July 17, 2021, 11:40:45 »
Granted. North Korea launches a nuke at the US, nuclear war happens (which is when things get really hot, though the weather isn't really to blame), followed of course by nuclear winter, and the extinction of the human race.

Wow, I wish that hadn't gotten quite so dark.


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Offline canteven / ncrecc

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2601 on: July 17, 2021, 20:14:32 »
Granted. You edit your post and rewrite it as, "Granted. The weather is now a good temperature, but you are now being hugged by warm cute fluffy kittens that make you feel slightly hot." Unfortunately, everyone already remembers what you originally wrote, so you use a time machine to prevent yourself from having written it to begin with. The resulting paradox results in the slow, confusing, and extremely painful death of every living being on Earth, as the ripping apart of the fabric of reality gradually mangles their own consciousness and sense of self.

Crap, now I wish that hadn't gotten so dark.
I'm still around!

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2602 on: July 18, 2021, 16:22:29 »
Granted. Because neither plants, microbes or primitive animals have no or very little sense of self and consciousness, they don't notice there is any time paradox destroying reality and  survive. After several millions of years, human race is replaced by intelligent sea sponges whose civilisation is based on mining and utilising plastic waste left behind by humans.

I wish I had dark, cold and moderately wet room in which time stops in the moment I close it's doors that I can use as a storage for fresh produce and eggs.

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Offline Talps

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2603 on: July 18, 2021, 19:30:53 »
Granted, but the time stopping tech will break irreparably if you open the door more than once every eleven months.

I wish for a great anime to watch and a great computer game to play.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2604 on: July 20, 2021, 21:56:24 »
Granted! There now exists a great anime to watch and a great computer game to play. You have access to neither.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2605 on: July 21, 2021, 22:18:59 »
Granted. You don't have head now.

I wish for apricot cake.