Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2505 on: January 14, 2021, 20:07:56 »
Granted. Your wish summons a shooting star that will collide directly with the Earth in an hour and annihilate all humanity, unless some unexpected hero appears and manages to save us somehow in the nick of time.

I wish for an unlikely hero to appear and save us all from being obliterated by LPChip's doom star (not to be confused with LPChip's 100th star )
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2506 on: January 15, 2021, 10:54:14 »
Granted, but the unlikely hero is Donald Trump. :(

I wish the Stardew Valley mod I use that hasn't updated to the latest release of the game would update, without the content changing in any negative way.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2507 on: January 28, 2021, 04:52:06 »
Granted! But it added MTX.

I wish my headache would go away.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2508 on: January 28, 2021, 11:48:48 »
Granted. The headache has been replaced with an itch. An itch inside your head that you cannot scratch but itches really badly. Its actually far worse than the headache.


I wish it was Summer at the location where I am currently.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2509 on: January 28, 2021, 15:06:09 »
Granted, the whole Earth suddenly jolts violently to position your part of the world for summer. The sudden, unprecedented movement of the planet causes a spate of natural disasters including (but not necessarily limited to) global earthquakes, super-volcanic eruptions and supersonic windstorms, colossal flooding, dust accreting in the atmosphere blotting out the sun... You may not have caused the extinction of life on Earth, but you gave it a pretty good shot.


I wish for a nice cup of tea.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2510 on: February 01, 2021, 06:23:58 »
Granted! It's a really nice cup of tea! Looks great, smells great. Tastes terrible.

I wish it would stop snowing here.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2511 on: February 21, 2021, 01:03:33 »
Pick yer poison:

Spoiler: Corruption 1 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Corruption 2 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Corruption 3 (click to show/hide)

I wish I had better musical taste.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 01:13:19 by canteven / ncrecc »
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2512 on: February 21, 2021, 01:55:41 »
Granted. Your newfound love of classical music alienates your friends.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2513 on: February 21, 2021, 07:38:43 »


I wish SecretGlitch made Dark Sea III, but had it be about as difficult as the tutorial world, just to throw everyone off.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2514 on: February 23, 2021, 08:50:35 »
Granted. He makes the level, and its a good one too. In fact, its so good, it becomes the #1 level to play. It beats all other great levels by a long mile and everyone talks about this level for decades for being the best level out there. As a result SecretGlitch is very demoralized for having put out a joke level that becomes the best thing ever that they delete all their other levels and never make a level again.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2515 on: February 25, 2021, 00:20:00 »
Done. You become sort of addicted to calm inside your time bubble and you spend here so much time that your life outside fells apart.

I wish my cat stopped scratching both couch and my legs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2516 on: February 25, 2021, 00:47:47 »
Granted: your cat transforms into a hairbrush.

I wish my country had a competent government.