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« Reply #2430 on: December 06, 2009, 21:14:59 »

Notice: This is the first post in a sticky topic, and will repeat on every page.
Corrupt-a-Wish: Be careful what you wish for!

In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist.  Then you make your own wish.

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Spoiler: Example (click to show/hide)


Other important rules:

The goal: What it is and what it isn't
The point of the game is to be clever and creative.  There are no winners and losers in this game, there are only those awesome enough to win TEH 1NT3RN3TZ.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Off-topic discussion is bad
Try not to start off-topic discussions.  Believe it or not, just like with every other forum game in existence, this game's number 1 critical weakness is non-game discussion.  It's especially tempting to start an off-topic discussion when you feel your wish wasn't really corrupted.  For instance, if you say "I wish it was 70 degrees outside" and somebody responds "Granted.  Your thermostat is now stuck at 70 degrees.  Kelvin, that is," you may be tempted to point out that your wish was for it to be 70 degrees outside (the astute might also be tempted to point out that there's no such thing as "degrees Kelvin").  But don't.
Unless... (read on)

Side discussion is okay
Let me add an exception to that rule.  Off-topic discussion is allowed as long as you keep the game going in every post.  If you must comment on what somebody said, make an effort to play the game, too.
As long as every post corrupts the above wish and makes a wish of its own, any discussion on the side is perfectly fine.

Don't forget to make a wish when you post!
This is the easiest mistake to make!
If you really want to corrupt somebody's wish but can't come up with a good wish of your own, then just think of an object you wish you had.

But some will still forget, anyways.
In the event that somebody corrupts a wish without posting a wish of their own, and they don't edit a wish into their post within an hour, you can assume they aren't going to, and then you can just make a wish of your own to get the game going again.


Now then, let's begin:


I wish Saira was free.

Edit by Mod: Rules update: This topic is sticky, so this post is sticky on evey page. If the previous poster forgot to post a wish, ignore the post. If you don't every post from the moment where it went wrong will be deleted upto the post where things went correct (if any)
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« Reply #2431 on: February 04, 2019, 19:02:38 »

Granted. You have one Indian rupee. It has been painted blue.

I wish StraightFlame would stop replacing my objectively superior corruptions his utterly inferior ones. Ahem.
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« Reply #2432 on: February 04, 2019, 22:09:40 »

Granted. Now StraightFlame replaces all of your genuine wishes with objectively inferior ones. Wanted that car? Too bad, now you just have a detached moldy car seat.

I wish for news from abroad.
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« Reply #2433 on: February 05, 2019, 06:34:51 »

Granted. You watch a traffic report. Apparently Ab Road is pretty backed up right now.

I wish for one of those cool swivel chairs.
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« Reply #2434 on: February 06, 2019, 19:48:10 »

Granted. You now get an unlimited supply of swivel chairs of any brand and type you wish. You can even switch after trying a chair so you can try them all. But since I really hate swivel chairs, I'm also going to give you a curse. Every time you try to swivel on a swivel chair, the chair will break and you will fall.

I wish I could see the outcome of every decision I make before making the decision so I can make the best decisions possible, such as cheating in a lottery and stuff.
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« Reply #2435 on: February 09, 2019, 00:59:01 »

Granted. You then learn that if you decide to do anything you wouldn't have done had this wish not been granted, the outcome will be death from really extreme hiccups. You're stuck in a position of knowing exactly what the lottery numbers are every week, yet being unable to buy a ticket unless you put some totally arbitrary numbers on there.

I wish for an audio visualizer that's so good, that watching the visualization of a song is better than actually listening to it.
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« Reply #2436 on: February 09, 2019, 14:38:49 »

Granted. You get a simple spectral analizer VU effect. The plugin sucks though, instead of actually measuring the audio it hears, it just detects any audio as a gate and plays a predefined movie. But in addition, every time audio goes in, instead of outputting the same audio, some weird and ugly noise is outputted instead, which means the visualization even though it sucks is actually better than the audio.

I wish I had the power to make people forget about a decision they would want to make in the past so that I can alter the present and future.

Lol, nice corruption! I just had to reply. :D
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« Reply #2437 on: Today at 01:32:01 »

Granted. A couple seconds afterward, you forget you ever had this power.

I wish for a 1:1 scale replica of Stonehenge in my backyard.
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