Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2430 on: February 05, 2019, 03:02:38 »
Granted. You have one Indian rupee. It has been painted blue.

I wish StraightFlame would stop replacing my objectively superior corruptions his utterly inferior ones. Ahem.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2431 on: February 05, 2019, 06:09:40 »
Granted. Now StraightFlame replaces all of your genuine wishes with objectively inferior ones. Wanted that car? Too bad, now you just have a detached moldy car seat.

I wish for news from abroad.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2432 on: February 05, 2019, 14:34:51 »
Granted. You watch a traffic report. Apparently Ab Road is pretty backed up right now.

I wish for one of those cool swivel chairs.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2433 on: February 07, 2019, 03:48:10 »
Granted. You now get an unlimited supply of swivel chairs of any brand and type you wish. You can even switch after trying a chair so you can try them all. But since I really hate swivel chairs, I'm also going to give you a curse. Every time you try to swivel on a swivel chair, the chair will break and you will fall.

I wish I could see the outcome of every decision I make before making the decision so I can make the best decisions possible, such as cheating in a lottery and stuff.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2434 on: February 09, 2019, 08:59:01 »
Granted. You then learn that if you decide to do anything you wouldn't have done had this wish not been granted, the outcome will be death from really extreme hiccups. You're stuck in a position of knowing exactly what the lottery numbers are every week, yet being unable to buy a ticket unless you put some totally arbitrary numbers on there.

I wish for an audio visualizer that's so good, that watching the visualization of a song is better than actually listening to it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2435 on: February 09, 2019, 22:38:49 »
Granted. You get a simple spectral analizer VU effect. The plugin sucks though, instead of actually measuring the audio it hears, it just detects any audio as a gate and plays a predefined movie. But in addition, every time audio goes in, instead of outputting the same audio, some weird and ugly noise is outputted instead, which means the visualization even though it sucks is actually better than the audio.

I wish I had the power to make people forget about a decision they would want to make in the past so that I can alter the present and future.

Lol, nice corruption! I just had to reply. :D
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2436 on: February 22, 2019, 09:32:01 »
Granted. A couple seconds afterward, you forget you ever had this power.

I wish for a 1:1 scale replica of Stonehenge in my backyard.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2437 on: February 23, 2019, 06:52:11 »
Granted, but it's made of salt and all melts when it next rains.

I wish to pass the rest of my accountancy exams by a good margin.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2438 on: April 04, 2019, 06:36:14 »
Granted. You pass all of your accountancy exams to someone else.

I wish for 100 posts.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2439 on: April 07, 2019, 08:16:38 »
Granted; 100 wooden posts show up in random places near your house.

I wish Scorbunny's final evolution will be a Fire/Electric type.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2440 on: April 10, 2019, 03:27:21 »
Granted, but it has stats of 60 Attack, 55 Defence, 20 Sp.Attack, 40 Sp.Defence and 145 Speed, and almost entirely Special moves, including from TMs. And it looks like the mutant offspring of a Delibird and a Mr. Mime.

I wish getting the scratch on my car fixed wasn't going to cost even more than the Nintendo Switch I was formerly planning to reward myself with once I finished my exams. And also that putting shin-high brick walls next to extremely narrow parking spaces was punishable by life imprisonment.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2441 on: April 22, 2019, 01:11:53 »
Granted. Unfortunately, some wise guy argues that the distinction between "extremely narrow" and "very wide" is arbitrary (see the sorites paradox), and manages to arrest every building designer who puts brick walls adjacent to parking spaces of any size. A bunch of messy politics occur in your country as legislators try to clarify what "narrow" means.

I wish the next Pokemon games would be released for PC.
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