Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. One day, you're walking in your dark bedroom trying to find a light switch, when you phase through the wall and impale yourself on a talking toast. Slide whistles are played at your funeral.

I wish this place had slightly more people.

Granted, but you're crushed to death as the crowd suddenly rushed for the exit doors.

I wish I wasn't enchanted by certain person.

Granted. The "Immunity to pizza" enchantment that a certain person (which may or may not be the one you're referring to) had casted on you a long time ago for some reason wears off. Now you're back to being deadly vulnerable to pizza and can never eat it again, which sucks big time.

I wish I could send e-mails to the past.

Granted. Unfortunately, nobody has a computer in the year 1423.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Granted, you are suddenly hit by a truck as you're trying to cross the road.

I wish my employer didn't dismissing me from work today .

Granted. Instead, you were appointed as the new CEO! Unfortunately, you soon discover that the company is drowning in debt and that the previous CEO has fled to a foreign country to avoid taking responsibility, leaving you to handle everything.

(also, sorry that happened )

I wish I had one of those expensive VR goggles. I want to try them, but there's just no way I'm spending 300€+ on those.

Granted. But the first time you put them on, it fuse to your face The Mask style.

I wish I had $1,000,000$ dollars USD.

Granted. The whole amount is paid to you with $10,000 bills. However, $500 bills suddenly became the only valid currency.

I wish I could turn my left arm into a spinning yellow fork made of uranium.

Granted. But you must also turn your right arm into a spinning blue fork made of radium.

I wish I knew when I was in a dream, and furthermore choose when to wake up.

Granted, but your dreams are all gibberish and the whole experience is actually rather disappointing.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to find out if I'm going to lose my job.

Granted. You're fired instantly.
I hope everything goes good for you irl though

I wish my sore throat didn't hurt like hell.

Granted. Now it hurts like purgatory.

I wish I was really bad at cooking, to the point where food can be used as weapons.

I wish I could turn my left arm into a spinning yellow fork made of uranium.

Granted. But you must also turn your right arm into a spinning blue fork made of radium.

Stand Name: Fork In The Road
Stand User: ixMarcel

Power: B | Speed: A | Range: E | Durability: B | Precision: C | Potential: C

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I wish I was really bad at cooking, to the point where food can be used as weapons.

Granted, but you're physically incapable of eating anything that's been cooked by someone else.

I wish i wasn't terrible at making custom Knytt Stories tilesets.

You aren't! However, no matter how hard you try, none of the tilesets you draw with your new unique style matches the look of your gradients and OCOs at all, so you end up having to redesign them all from scratch.

I wish there was a sequel to Knytt Underground called Knytt Underground Stories, focused mainly on user-generated content and featuring a powerful but easy to use level editor.

Granted, but Knytt Stories didn't exist anymore to balance it out and its levels are prohibited.

I wish people didn't tell me what I should do or how I should behave. They pursue their own self-interests only and that's annoying.