Corrupt-a-Wish

Oh no!!!! What have you done!!!!

This post is not participating in the game and only shows the result of previous wish. I'll change it back in a week or so.

Your pants (English version, which is to say 'underwear' in America) crush New Mexico and cause the deaths of millions. Also they smell pretty bad. And because they're yours, they have a tag in them with your name and address.
Though no one is able to directly attribute the New Mexican Genocide to you, you are nonetheless lynched by angry survivors and people whose lives have been made miserable by the stink of your massive stinky pants.


I wish I could play the violin. And play it well.

Granted, you are master of a new board game called "The Violin" other people really suck at it, so they don't want to play with you.

I wish I was not named "Video Capture Card" anymore.

Granted, your username changes back to LPChip.
Your real name changes to Shorty McUglyface, however.


I wish learning to drive was less scary.

Granted, but because of this, nobody is interested in learning to drive anymore. You know, people love living on the edge!

I wish my sister's first day of her driving lessons was fine.

 

Granted. Her first lesson goes smoothly. However, on the second day, she starts the car in reverse and crashes into a cola vending machine. Cola starts pouring everywhere and her clothes gets ruined. Also, the instructor is not very happy.

I wish it wasn't so insanely hard to resume work after a long vacation.

Granted. You lost your job while you've been on vacation. Now you have a lot of free time.

I wish my neighbor was more polite to my mother.

Granted, after moving to a new appartment you get a neighbour that's super polite to all mothers, he hates neighbours though.

i wish the word "neighbour" had no silent letters. I think that would be funny.

Granted, but somehow you've also removed silent letters from all the other words that had them too!

I wish my naybors woud stop waaking around aimlessly in my backyard and taaking about vayg pointless fenomenon.

Granted, instead they come into your house and spend a day mocking you for forgetting to take the 'c' out of 'back'.

I wish the girl in the game I just played hadn't turned out to be evil.

Granted, instead they come into your house and spend a day mocking you for forgetting to take the 'c' out of 'back'.

Speak for yourself, mate. I don't think that's a silent one.

Granted. The girl's character is totally good throughout the entire game, but what's worse, it is revealed that you is the one who is evil so the girl kills you immediately.

I wish my future boss (yeah, it seems that I finally got a job!) bought more office furniture for his office.

Your office contains so much furniture that there is no room left for any people. Since you're stuck outside, you get fired for not turning up for work.

(Also, congratulations )

I wish the radio played only a wide variety of songs that I like (updating the choice of songs as my opinions change, and predicting new songs I'll like using some amazing form of psychology so as to keep adding new songs).

Granted. All music radio channels start playing only songs that are specifically tailored to your current tastes. Unfortunately for you, the magical algorithm that selects the songs works so well, every radio and TV station decides to put it to use in ads and shopping programs. You end up buying a ridiculous amount of expensive items you don't really need because you just cannot resist the temptation.

I wish CAPTCHAs were no longer necessary. I hate those things so much.

Granted. Spammers get so technically advanced now that they beat every CAPTCHA they make, so there's no need for captcha's anymore. Instead people now have to go to the doctor to get a bloodsample, and send that blood sample to a post office address in order to proof you are you. This goes to the extreme that some people actually have died trying to register a user account to a forum due to insufficient blood storage. (those were spammers btw)

I wish I owned an Audi TT Roadster