Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted! Everyone fails at everything, except you.

Of course, this means they fail to maintain food production, power generation, water sanitation...


I wish I could get more done in the evenings.

I wish everyone could fail except me.

Is that a reference to the screenshot in my sig?

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Granted; you no longer have any free time whatsoever.

I wish i knew all the ins and outs of HL2RP. Right now being able to play it would help me a lot.

Is that a reference to the screenshot in my sig?

Yes, it is. I'm a little curious about each sig, you know.

Granted. You are genius. You will spend rest of your life playing it. As a result, you are not able to doing anything else too so you will dying slowly alone in dark cold stinking place which you previously called normal home.

I wish I was on the Moon.

Being on the moon is awesome! You love it! You have lots of moon friends and have no trouble breathing the moon air. You live a long, happy life on the moon and you love every minute of it.

Oh come on, that was so obviously going to end in disaster that the only real corruption would be to make it good!


I wish more wishes could have happy endings.

I'm a little curious about each sig, you know.

What exactly do you mean by "curious"? I don't see how that could be the right word in this context. (Then again, i have no clue as to what would be the right word.)

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Granted, but it completely breaks the premise of the forum game. Not only that, but "Your wish is granted with no repercussions" is done almost every time (in exactly 90% of the posts, as Sturgeon's Law dictates). In the beginning it was done as some sort of cop-out, but now it's the actual thing, much like the custom "Factions" gamemode in Minecraft. But not to worry; we can continue the game as it now is, in a new thread titled Actually-Corrupt-The-Goddamn-Wish-For-Once-Will-Ya.

I wish Massagraf didn't make all his non-YTP videos unlisted, and actually did more of them.

Granted. Rather than being unlisted, those videos are now deleted! Furthermore, Massagraf decides to abandon his account ands adopt a new alias without telling anyone. Eventually you track him down, but before you can even watch all the new content he's uploaded he does it again! Your life is soon reduced to spending every waking hour searching for Massagraf's new aliases (along with a small group of die-hard fans) and trying in vain to save and preserve his uploads.

I wish more people would join my WarioWare D.I.Y. event.

Granted, but they all have only really simple games with badly-drawn graphics.

I wish there was a GMod horror map based on the game OFF.

There is. It's brilliant.
It's also pant-wettingly terrifying (seriously, you need to change your trousers).


I wish for a mug of Earl Grey tea!

What exactly do you mean by "curious"? I don't see how that could be the right word in this context. (Then again, i have no clue as to what would be the right word.)

I mean exactly what is written in my previous post -> curious  But let it be.

Granted. You receive a mug of cold Earl Grey tea!

I wish Talps had more positive thoughts about his level The Coming of the Dark.

I publicly acknowledge that 'Eurydice' wasn't my first level.

And that's all ya gettin'!


I wish people would post in my preview thread for 'Dragon Myth'.

Granted, but one post is a word salad. Which confuses you, and causes your head to cartoonishly explode.

I wish the flash game "no-one has to die." got its music from Ghost Trick's soundtrack.

Granted, but it's too loud to your ears and your head soon explodes.

I wish for empty waiting room at the doctor tomorrow.

The waiting room is completely empty, including of air. The lack of pressure causes your head to explode.

I wish I only need to sleep for 5 hours a night to be able to function properly.

Granted. From this moment on, you can function properly if you sleep for a full 5 hours straight during the night. In addition, you are now the brand new owner of an internal clock that will play a "bling" sound in your head every hour. Although you exactly know how late it is without requiring a watch, this does wake you up every hour and as such, you are tired all day.

But luckily, the internal bling keeps you awake during workhours.


I wish I owned a large treehouse with a good proportion of the surrounding land.

Granted. Your tree house stands on the hill (a beautiful land is around), but beware of lightnings!

I wish I was able to conquer time and space.