Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1845 on: January 08, 2014, 08:53:08 »
Ah, those lovely Indian hotels.

I wish all my ex-classmates came to today's meeting.

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« Reply #1846 on: January 08, 2014, 14:21:56 »
Granted. However, as you never specified what meeting, they go to the wrong meeting.

I wish that wish wasn't so easy to corrupt.

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« Reply #1847 on: January 08, 2014, 15:36:22 »
Granted. Any meeting is right if all my ex-classmates are there, so we can hang out. However, you are banned from the forum for not corrupting my wish properly.

I wish the alco-squirrel was the symbol of Sochi olimpics.

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« Reply #1848 on: January 08, 2014, 19:49:56 »
Granted. The games will be renamed Alco-olympics.

I wish he didn't commit suicide by shooting in the movie Cartouche.
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« Reply #1849 on: January 09, 2014, 17:11:42 »
Granted. He started working as an insurance agent instead.
I wish I had came with better corruption of CWolvie's wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1850 on: January 09, 2014, 18:18:05 »
Granted, you did come up with a better corruption, but it is against the forum rules, so you still can't use it.

I wish I had a higher level in GRiD 2 Multiplayer so I can buy better cars.
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« Reply #1851 on: January 09, 2014, 21:04:47 »
Granted, but soon after you reach that high level, the game discontinues all the cars you were going to buy, and replaces them with much crappier versions.

I wish I had a 3DS with the Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds game packed in.

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« Reply #1852 on: January 09, 2014, 21:41:32 »
You have it, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish Chrysophylax hadn't posted the link to someone's D&D records on the last page, as it is now taking up all my time when I should be generating NPCs and so forth.

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« Reply #1853 on: January 10, 2014, 10:42:01 »
Granted. He linked to something much more interesting.

I wish Coffinshaker was a real name.

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« Reply #1854 on: January 10, 2014, 18:47:24 »
Granted. People with this name are predestined to the earlier death.

I wish people stopped post pornography clips on czshare. (it's disgusting when you're searching for a certain movie and you will find this as a result).

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1855 on: January 11, 2014, 22:29:18 »
Granted. Angry at being banned from czshare, the porn-posters soon discover that it was your wish that deleted all their porn from czshare. In retaliation they hack this website to show an auto-playing video at the bottom of every page, entitled Mrs. Rosebottom and Her Interesting Encounter with the Shepherd and His Sheep. Three guesses what it's about.

I wish I did not type that whole title out  X-P

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1856 on: January 11, 2014, 23:25:23 »
Granted. Your post is not funny any more.
I wish I could stop thinking about that lady, shepherd, sheep and their interactions.  :S

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« Reply #1857 on: January 11, 2014, 23:50:12 »
Done, you gain the ability to stop thinking. However, as you have made yourself stop thinking, you can't make yourself start thinking again.

I wish I hadn't spent the entire week procrastinating.

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« Reply #1858 on: January 12, 2014, 17:34:17 »
Granted. You have done several interesting decisions...but all wrong.

I wish I was an actress.
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« Reply #1859 on: January 13, 2014, 15:56:41 »
Granted. You are considered the worst actress of all and only role you get is in sequel of Plan 9 from outer space.
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