Corrupt-a-Wish

That's a very nice corruption you have there, LPChip.

Granted. You now own Ramree Island. Well, thanks, Klämrisk. I forgot to post a wish, and i wouldn't have noticed it if your post didn't kill the button you click to post a posty post.

Granted. Your order will arrive at the postage system thingy place thingy tomorrow.

I wish people would actually post stuff on the GameCeptionNL forum.

Granted, but so many people post that the forum crashes.

I wish that I could make a proper KS level.

Granted, you make 1 brilliant KS level. And only 1. You try again and again to make another that echoes the glory of your first but all your attempts end in failure. You end up bitter, twisted and unloved.

I wish I didn't live so far away from work.

Granted. Your boss gives you so much work, that you have no time to travel back home and you have to sleep and live there.
I wish summer was not gone.

Granted. Summer is not gone. It just is on the southern hemosphere. The spirits who grant your wish send you a few photos of the nice summer sunset there. Now you wish to go there more than ever, but well... you didn't wish that. So this is a form of torture. And because we spirits can, we send you lots and lots of more photos from those nice sunny places.


I wish the next poster would wish for a car.

(good luck corrupting that )

(good luck corrupting that )

The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Well, besides that:

Granted. The next poster wishes a car would suddenly appear exactly where you are, and telefrag you.

I wish a car would suddenly appear exactly where LPChip is, and telefrag him.

Granted, but you are standing next to him, so you also get telefragged.

I wish that I could fly in the air without ever falling or stopping to rest.

Granted. You are filled with hydrogen, which allows you to fly (and does not allow you to walk). However, you can catch fire easily or you can explode.

I wish I can play guitar.

Granted. You can play a guitar... badly.


I wish this wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but since it is incorruptible nobody replies in the thread so you have to delete your post.

I wish that this wish is corruptible.

Granted. It is now possible to lobby for your wishes.

I wish the bathroom wasn't occupied.

Granted. The bathroom is now a disputed region. Every time you go there, you are taken hostage by armed rebels that demand a ransom for your release.

I wish that everything was either made of bacon or chocolate.

Granted, but you grow so fat on bacon and chocolate that you explode.   

I wish that I was a jukebox for which it was impossible to go wrong or break.

Granted, you are a jukebox. Which also means you are an inanimate object.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but you are so hyperactive that you run around everywhere breaking things (and also your bones).

I wish that I could think a wish that can't be corruptible, ever.